Thread: Quick Jokes

Well, you got half of it right........it was short.

Made me Laff

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday.

His funfair is next monkey

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday.

His funfair is next monkey

Originally Posted by Cujo

It's a shitzu.

billy the kids joke from dog/lion thread in the chinese zoo. cheers cuju.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why. (Redd Foxx)

The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist

Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt

The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number

They only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt

The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number

They only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.

they dont even answer it.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt

The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number

They only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.

Pedantic!!!

Originally Posted by noelbino

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt

The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number

They only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.

Pedantic!!!

Absolutely. Nidhogg missed a prime opportunity, he's slipping.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by noelbino

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt

The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number

They only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.

Pedantic!!!

Absolutely. Nidhogg missed a prime opportunity, he's slipping.

Pshaw boy. Nidhogg knows they always answer the call by stating the number.

Amateur pedants.

Hey wee willy, no one missed ANYTHING, we all know you're an idiot. You just seem to want to show everyone just how much of an idiot you are.

Originally Posted by Eliminator

Hey wee willy, no one missed ANYTHING, we all know you're an idiot. You just seem to want to show everyone just how much of an idiot you are.

yep, thanks for your input. I'll WPB that.

Enough of this infantile repartee.

JOKES people, jokes.

Why don't Black people go on cruises?

They already fell for that trick once.

In a survey of men who were asked "What three words do you hate the most during sex?" the top answer was "Darling, I'm home!".

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I screwed her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

Apparently we don't watch the same movies.

^ That is so funny. Can't green you yet.

Gave the missus a great orgasm last night.
Ungrateful bitch just spat it out.

Originally Posted by Johse Nuko

Are you all aware that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads.

and eye drops... makes you look hard

Originally Posted by Cujo

bitch just spat it out.