An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night
having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws
his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and
says: "In South Africa our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice." The Aussie, obviously impressed by
this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "Well mate, in Straaaaailia we
have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of
the same glass twice either. The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks
up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says: "In
London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice.