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    English man,South African man and an Aussie in a bar

    An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night
    having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws
    his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and
    says: "In South Africa our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
    drink from the same one twice." The Aussie, obviously impressed by
    this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
    and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "Well mate, in Straaaaailia we
    have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of
    the same glass twice either. The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks
    up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
    gun, shoots the South African and the Australian and then says: "In
    London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we
    don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

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    You thief!

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    That might be so Memmers. There is a lot of that goes on. It is funny though.

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    Theft? On the internet? Are you sure?

    I've never taken anything from the internet.

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    Liar. :P

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    Haha, I have a paper - it's almost an hourly occurance

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