At the pearly gates...........

[a. boozer]

A coach load of nuns have a collision with a lorry and all the
nuns die. They stand in a queue at the pearly gates.

Saint Peter asks the first nun if at any time she has come into
contact with a penis. She replies that when She was younger, She
once touched the tip of a penis with her finger. Saint peter
tells her to put her hand in the font containing holy water, and
then she can pass through the pearly gates into the kingdom of
heaven.

He asks the next nun the same question; she replies that she once
stroked a penis when she was younger. Saint Peter tells her to
put her whole arm in the font so that she too can pass into the
kingdom of heaven.

All of a sudden Sister Mary pushes her way to the front of the
queue. Saint Peter asks her what's going on, she replies,

"If I have to gargle the holy water, I want to do so before
Sister Julie sticks her arse in it"

[billy the kid]

,, Yes i enter the pearly gates once in a while for a blo job. Never ever seen st. peter.

[TSR2]

Bernard Manning got to the Pearly Gates.

He knocks the door

A voice says "Who dat dere'

Bernard replies

FCKG forget it

[billy the kid]

FCKG !!! ?