The state governor of was hosting a Halloween costume party. All
the gentry were there, and as they arrived, the doorman announced
what their characters were.

When one couple arrived, he announced "Mickey and Minnie Mouse."

When another couple arrived, he announced, "Tarzan and Jane," and
so on, as each guest arrived.

Later in the evening, a man arrived dressed only in a pair of
underpants. Apart from that, he was totally naked from head to
toe.

After ascertaining that the man was indeed an invited guest, the
doorman asked, "How shall I announce you?"

The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation."

"I'm very sorry, sir," said the shocked doorman. "I cannot
announce anything like that to such a gathering."

"Okay," said the man, "Just say I came in my underpants."