Thread: it's magic

A couple are playing golf and the third tee is right beside a large,
very expensive house. The husband hits straight down the fairway but
the wife hooks her shot and goes straight through one of the windows of
the house. They walk over to apologise and pay for the damage. They
knock on the door and a voice calls out "come in". Inside they see
smashed glass on the carpet and a broken bottle on a table in the room.
There is a guy sitting watching them.

The husband apologises and offers to pay for the damage. The man says
it isn't necessary. He explains that he is a genie and had been trapped
in the bottle for 50 years. He is so happy that he will grant them each
a wish but keep one for himself. The husband immediately asks for a
salary of a million dollars a year for the rest of his life. The wife
thinks for a minute and then says she wants a huge house in the country
with a maid, a gardener and a driver. The genie says ok.

Then the genie says his wish is to make passionate love to the wife
after 50 years of no sex. The wife tells her husband that it is the
least she can do and goes upstairs with the man. For four hours she is
pleasured in every way possible until finally she collapses, totally
exhausted, on the bed. The man looks down and asks how old she is. The
woman answers "35 year old, the same as my husband". The man
replies "That is amazing." The woman laughs "So I don't look that
old ?" The man replies "I mean it is amazing that at your age you still
believe in genies............"

:roll: :roll:

oldie but a goodie