Thread: Mothers. Pearls of wisdom.

Your father's gone out. Throw some more petrol on him.

Upsa Daisy!

"Don't you dare get your new football shorts dirty"

NO, you can't.

(When I was doing push-ups in the bathroom as part of my excercise routine).

"What are you doing in there? Stop that, it will make you go blind."

Some handed down from who knows where...

"Let's not and say we did."

"You've lost eight turtles named Henry under the sofa. So, no, we ain't getting a dog."

"You already have a .22. No handguns until you're six."

"Sure. And your sister always uses you for target practice."

"It ain't gonna happen."

"Huh, and I walked five miles to school."

"Those peas ain't gonna shuck themselves."

"A stitch in time saves nine."

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves

^Ya. And after shuffling through Issues and the leftie drivel, I have another one from Mom:
"Tough titty, said the kitty."

Finish it, ALL!

I never said that.

Originally Posted by S Landreth

Finish it, ALL!

I got, "Finish it or you'll sit there til you're 30."

^Mine was usually preceded with this statement from her: “You’re not going outside, until you finish all the food on your plate”. Later I would show her the plate and then that’s when I would get,…………."Finish it, ALL!”.

Finish your beer! There's children sober in India.....

Originally Posted by S Landreth

^Mine was usually preceded with this statement from her: “You’re not going outside, until you finish all the food on your plate”. Later I would show her the plate and then that’s when I would get,…………."Finish it, ALL!”.

hehe. Yep. And then if you said a bad word at Grampa's table, he'd tell ya to go wash your mouth out with soap and you'd fekin do it.

If you run out in the road and get killed, I'll murder you!

This deserves a century, if only in honour of mothers the world over.

I know I asked,but I don't want to know what you have been doing!

dont fuck your sisters after eleven
they have school in the morning

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

hehe. Yep. And then if you said a bad word at Grampa's table, he'd tell ya to go wash your mouth out with soap and you'd fekin do it.

Both my grandfathers were great (miss them both),……..but one would always tease me and tell me,…..”Boy,…I gonna cut your hair, when you’re sleeping tonight.”

This is gonna hurt me more than it’s gonna hurt you.

and

No, you can’t go out. Tonight’s a school night.

"It doesn't grow on trees you know"

^haha! Mom always told me that too.

'You're weird..conform damnit!'

'Eat all your vegetables'

'Jesus Loves you'

Originally Posted by phuketbound

'Jesus Loves you'

That is a bit scary. The omnipotent is the only one capable?

I know you better than you know yourself

Always pull your undies down before you have a shit.