Thread: Manliness test

Any porn that violates the 80-20 ratio is unmanly. Good cinematographers crop all male references out that aren't absolutely vital to distinguishing the male actor as human rather than equine.

Lesbians aren't manly, but if they're hot and under 30, acceptable.



Manly lesbians are quite unmanly.

Originally Posted by Rigger

I have noticed many of the Pommie guys here at work like to touch other men. We had a safety guy that kept touching the guys on the shoulder while talking to them, so during smoko we asked him straight out are you a fag ? He told us it was none of our business As well his boss tried the same shit came into my office and walks over and rests his hand on my shoulder. I told him straight I dont know you, so dont touch me and where I come from men dont touch other men Thats just not manly

Really Rigger, it sounds like you're worried that you might get aroused or something.

Anyway, some pics of very gay Australians (according to Rigger)

Gay


Queers


Bent beyond belief

Originally Posted by Rigger

Not at all, manly men need to have their space and the only times their manly space should be compromised is for fighting/fcuking/ and family

I'm sure defending another's manhood is pretty bent...

Originally Posted by NickA

Anyway, some pics of very gay Australians

Yep they are all fags, We all know Aussie cricket is a old boys club and if you dont come from the right back ground you cant play (pooves game)
Ruby is a goof adders sport and they dont call it catch me fok me for nothing you know

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Rigger

Not at all, manly men need to have their space and the only times their manly space should be compromised is for fighting/fcuking/ and family

I'm sure defending another's manhood is pretty bent...

Manhood is that like a penis cover

No cant see that picture

Originally Posted by Rigger

No cant see that picture

I'm not sure you want to either.

http://bjland.ws/blog/OilRig99_01.JPG

Looking for queer pics on the Internet is a sure sign of a poove. Unmanly in the highest degree.

good thread. watch the poovie boys squirm


Or in Texpat's case fighting/fcuking the family


Just some funny manly repo comments

... huh?

I searched for another manliness test and put myself up against some of the big guns.
Here's the results

Originally Posted by Texpat

The only friendly touching men should do is: 1. A firm handshake, no more than once a week. A quick jab to his jaw if it feels even remotely like a fish. 2. Being pulled out of a burning building, only if unconscious, again, no more than once a week. 3. A quick, sharp clap on the back of the head or shoulder for a good hit, tackle, kick, BG choice, round of beer, or other manly endeavor. 4. I thnk that's it. Yep, that's it. Everything else is gay.

I think so. even discussing one's manliness is somewhat gay I think.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I think so. even discussing one's manliness is somewhat gay I think.

Thats what all the manlyless men say
11 to go

Is it manly to boast about the size of the dump you had, i just gave birth to a brown baby i think

No poofy drinks -- little umbrellas are for fairies, manly men would never order one. Get a beer, and like it.

No poofy dogs -- a small dog that's mean as balls is OK. If you refer to the sound of your dog crossing a linoleum floor as pitter-patter, the mutt's a poof. Get a manly dog.

No poofy music. Abba poof. Elton John poof. Barry Manilow super poof. AC/DC's OK.

Man-speak spoken here. If you're continuously talking about fashion or TV shows ('cept sports) or ever considered plastic surgery for yourself, your not manly.

If you've ever been to a spa, had a manicure, or screamed like a Thai woman (Ooo-iiie! or Aoooo!) you're not manly in the least.

I just gave birth to a brown baby rhinoceros.

Originally Posted by Texpat

I just gave birth to a brown baby rhinoceros.

Pathetic!

I just gave birth to Dalton!!

I use 40 grit to wipe my arse, none of these poofy bum guns for me!

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

I use 40 grit to wipe my arse, none of these poofy bum guns for me!

Gay boy. This is what I use.

You are all pooves, this is what I use

http://www.leatherneckexpress.com/pi...hrower%202.jpg

^^ Yeah, and you used it on poor KW....Shame on you...

Originally Posted by Dalton

^^ Yeah, and you used it on poor KW....Shame on you...

Is he smiling at me?

^winking

If anyone deserves to be no.99 its that stalwart o manlyness once again

Who the fuk wipes their arse? Pooftahs, that's who.