Thread: If Shakespeare Time Traveled to the 1980s

And thee mayst find thyself living in a shotgun shacketh
and thee mayst find thyself in another part of the worldst
and thee mayst find thyself behind the wheel of a largeth automobileth
and thee mayst find thyself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wifeth
and thee mayst ask thyself, "well, how didst i get hither?"

letting the days wend by, let the water holdst me down
letting the days wend by, water flowing underground
ento the blueth again, after the moneyes goneth
onceth in a lifetime, water flowing underground

and thee mayst ask thyself, "how doth i work this?"
and thee mayst ask thyself, "whereth is yond largeth automobile?"
and thee mayst tell thyself, "this is naught mine own beautiful house"
and thee mayst tell thyself, "this is naught mine own beautiful wife"