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And on day 17 you carpeted your ceiling!
My Chinese friends just rang and said come around for dinner, so I said I would be round there like a bat out of hell.
Hopefully there will be some young Chinese men there for you to flirt with
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Enjoy the meal, disease spreader..
If you think things are bad now, wait ten years.
We're gonna have a generation of home-schooled shut-ins educated by day drinkers!
I have a theory..
Corona virus = Working from home
Working from home = Being alone
Being alone = Internet
Internet = Pornhub
Pornhub = Toilet paper
Last edited by lom; 14-04-2020 at 03:25 PM.
Set my alarm to 07:00 AM this morning.
Took my towel to the couch only to find out that all the spots have already been taken.
Fuc***g Krauts !
^ Just NYC would have sufficed
Good thing about lockdown is I've managed to get through 4 books already; don't scoff, that's a lot of colouring!
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