100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

**sharon** · 23-09-2007, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^^
Don't think you are likely to find one here mate.
Terribly gay this lot.

^
ahh here's one of the camping crew now.

Well, I don't get one from here for sure, no fokking way.

**kingwilly** · 23-09-2007, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^^
Don't think you are likely to find one here mate.
Terribly gay this lot.

^
ahh here's one of the camping crew now.

you'd know!

welsh dwarf twit.

**Looper** · 23-09-2007, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by sharon

Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold

This used to be a great test for a candidate girlfriend. You unlocked her door and let her in. If she leans over and unlocks your door before you get to it she's a taker. If not then cut and run.

Unfortunately remote central locking has put an end to this handy screening technique.

Giver and taker, u mean this ?

I meant 'taker' as in one to take, not one to leave.

Same as a keeper.

**ChiangMai noon** · 23-09-2007, 10:19 AM

^^

Originally Posted by kingwilly

you'd know!

welsh dwarf twit.

stalker.

**kingwilly** · 23-09-2007, 10:20 AM

^ who's stalkin who?

Originally Posted by Dalton

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I am I am !

Aren't you about to get married ??

bladdy hell, you're as quick as she-who-must-be-obeyed!

no.

**Dalton** · 23-09-2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by sharon

Still looking for a suit one who is worth and up for it.

You are in the wrong country then, go to EU or the US, women there like to dress up like men....

**November Rain** · 23-09-2007, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by sharon

Originally Posted by November Rain

Sorry, Sharon. I'm with Jet. That sort of list makes women sound like a bunch of maipulative bimbos with penis-envy.

I don't find that stuff like that applies to me. I'm just me - take it or leave it.

The list is what I found accidentally on google while I was looking for a proof about "Women smell more than men" but I can't find one. So I just think it's funny. Take it easy, NR.

I am taking it perfectly easy, thank you. Don't assume that just because I don't agree with something that I am rabid with disgust/hate/anger/add emotion here about it. Just stating my opinion, which I believe has the same amount (or lack) of validity as anyone else's here.

**kingwilly** · 23-09-2007, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Just stating my opinion, which I believe has the same amount (or lack) of validity as anyone else's here.

hehe - ya got this forum sussed!

**Dalton** · 23-09-2007, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

bladdy hell, you're as quick as she-who-must-be-obeyed!

What scared your off ?? The diamond-ring thing or the fact that you would have to wear a ball and chain for eternity..

**NickA** · 23-09-2007, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by sharon

Well, I don't get one from here for sure, no fokking way.

Why not? What's wrong with us lot? (please don't include CMN or KW or DD or me or SBF in "us"

)

**Texpat** · 23-09-2007, 11:25 AM

DirtyDog

Can you expound on #77 for us? I recall a thread several years back...

**Jet Gorgon** · 23-09-2007, 11:27 AM

^ we're not at #77 yet.

**phunphin** · 23-09-2007, 01:59 PM

didn't see breasts mentioned once.

**kingwilly** · 23-09-2007, 03:01 PM

i got a poor memory - can someone tell me wot #77 was ?

outta use the quote function

**sharon** · 23-09-2007, 03:38 PM

Here you go, kingwilly.

Women have three accessible holes

**kingwilly** · 23-09-2007, 03:55 PM

oh, i'm sorry i asked

**sharon** · 23-09-2007, 08:17 PM

I feel like I'm stupid to reply your question now.

**kingwilly** · 23-09-2007, 08:19 PM

oops - sorry i didnt mean it like that.

it just sounded a bit crude thats all!

**discus2000** · 24-09-2007, 05:30 AM

yeah yeah yeah... and women are evil too... so there

**patsycat** · 26-09-2007, 08:53 AM

What a load of crap

**Roc** · 30-09-2007, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by sharon

Women have three accessible holes

^^^And sheep don't?

**slunky** · 04-10-2007, 07:11 AM

IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN ...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You could care less if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky looking.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He's mad at me."
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 18 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

**Fabian** · 07-10-2007, 05:34 AM

^Agree to all of themm and there are some more advantages.

**Peter077** · 08-10-2007, 01:05 PM

Trouble is they believe that sh!!t If they didn't have a pussy we would throw rocks at them. I say if it floats, flies or f££cks rent it.

**Rigger** · 08-10-2007, 02:07 PM

They can bury a bone with out digging a hole
They can bleed for days and not die

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