Thread: Old Luigi...

visits the doctor.
"Doc, I wanna double the viagra's this weekio."

"Luigi, you do realise that these tablets can be very dangerous for a chappie with your symptoms?"

"Doc, I gotta a new chick a visiting me on a Friday, she's a wantin' the whole works and on a Saturday, one of a my old ex's wants a good a time too."

"Listen Luigi, I'll double the dose as long as you come for a check-up on Monday morning, I need to check your blood pressure and heart rate."

Monday morning arrives and Luigi enters the surgery with his arm in a sling.

"What the hell happened?"The doctor enquired.

"Doc...none of da muther fuckas turned up!"

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Haven't been there!

Are you sure it was the old one? Sounds right for the not old one.

Luigi goes on holiday...


One day ima gonna America to bigga hotel.

Inna morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet.

I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: 'Peace on you.'

I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.