Thread: Still on Gays

There were two gay guys living together. One of them lacked chest
hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him.

So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no
chest hair and if there was anything he could do about it.

Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and
really the only thing he could do to try and stimulate hair
growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily.

The guy was elated. He went home and immediately smothered his
chest in Vaseline.

When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt
the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"

"The doctor said if I put Vaseline on my chest I might be able to
grow some hair"

"You idiot," said his partner, "Think about it. If that were true
you'd have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now"

then don't stray far from that umbrella...!