whore bastards!

[keda]

Bladdie Auzzie heathens, about bladdie time they got their act together. Some time ago I got completely caught out not realising my Marmite tub was the last. I usually have at least a couple of biggie spare but bitch of the times got the inventory wrong. Turned the larder inside out through a lethal sneer but it remained bare no matter how many times I looked and Buddha he's no bloody use at all in times like that believe me. Now I'm stuck with enough for about a week, praps stretched to two on ration so ordered some as high priority on the next plane over believing the worst case scenario would have me scraping the impossible bulges for a couple of days, then settled back with the smug equivalent of a heavenly wank but vowing never again to leave the inner workings of this homestead to the foul stench of a buffalo, then flew into mild panic when friend delayed a month due to work schedule but resolved that by putting another on notice due a couple of weeks later than the inconsiderate bastard. Meanwhile Auzzie friend called and is coming over in a few days so cancelled the Brit order and told that muslim son of a wallaby whore to bring me some Vegemite, which he did. Of course more fool me, it's nothing like the real thing, same colour but that's as near to reality as those retards can get on their best roll and tastes like I won't even try to describe but I made my bed and got on with it, determined to get through both tubs as penance not only for leaving my dietary supplement in care of a wog but also for the temerity to trust anything that comes out of a roo's asshole. Then DD or some other windup merchant mentioned that Tops had the stuff and true enough I was on my bike for a look but by then I was firmly in sufferance mode and stayed with the mushy droppings whilst bravely crowing that my stock is replenished in line with the laws of physics. I've had enough and must now come clean, having last night broken bread with a knucklescraping string of Brit gob who brought out the real McCoy...I bit my tongue and choked but couldn't draw myself to confessing this intimate pain and resolved to declare with no fear of contention that Marmite is nothing like that dung specially prepared for and so well loved by criminal offspring.

[keda]

Well I did sort of fondle the jar so he brought out another one, his dear heart's in the right place it is and if anyone wants half a jar of auzzie afterbirth come and get it it's in the bin and life is back to normal.

[Little Chuchok]

^Why didn't your Aussie mate bring over some Marmite from.......Aussie.It's not exactly that same as what you soap-dodgers are used to,but it's close.Silly bugger.

[keda]

They don't have Marmite, only that ersatz stuff that smells like something from the smell thread.

[Little Chuchok]

Australia has Marmite.So does NZ.It's all made by Sanitarium (NZ) LTD.Silly,silly bugger.

[corvettelover]

So your not a happy vegimite

[kingwilly]

feel better after that vomit?

couldnt unnerstand a word ya said.

somethign abt vegemite being better than marmite, goes without saying donnit?

[Little Chuchok]

Marmite is for men.Vegemite is for kaftan wearing,poncy pooves.

[kingwilly]

^ piss off dickhead. wot would a sheep shagger know?

[keda]

i heard they smear some on sheep flaps before diving, helps to cover the taste but that seems a bit extreme so can one of our resident wool wallowers shed light on that please.

[kingwilly]

speaking of the sheep shaggers............LC's last wedding...

[Little Chuchok]

^That's an Aussie you sick unit.Even got a yellow can of xxxx in its mitt.You cocks really take the cake.not only do you root roos,but you also shag sheep as well. Sickos!

[Little Chuchok]

i heard they smear some on sheep flaps before diving, helps to cover the taste but that seems a bit extreme so can one of our resident wool wollowers shed light on that please.

Well,we all thought that the Aussies were a bit slow,but it looks like our British friends have caught.When your Aussie mate went to get some Vegemite for you,all he had to do was to reach prolly a metre away to get the Marmite.Oh dear.....

[keda]

NOW you tell me, oh dear indeed, when i was there 19 years ago all they had was that stinkeroo stuff that'd be banned in a civilised country!

[Little Chuchok]

I'm sure they had it 19 years ago as well.In fact, I'm 100% positive.

[keda]

Ouch!!

[Sir Burr]

The Aussie Marmite doesn't taste the same as the proper British stuff.
You would have been disappointed keda.

We can get the real thing in Phuket in a couple of places, including TOPS.

[keda]

Just as well I didn't know then, life coulda taken yet another turn.

[sabang]

Once you get used to vegemite, marmite tastes like girly stuff.
I underwent the transition soon after coming to Oz in 1969, and grew up a happy little vegemite. Always keep a jar handy.

[keda]

Once you get used to vegemite, marmite tastes like girly stuff.
I underwent the transition soon after coming to Oz in 1969, and grew up a happy little vegemite. Always keep a jar handy.

There's a psychological concept called learned helplessness, and as I recall they leashed a dog on a metal sheet, and periodically a buzzer would sound followed by an electric shock, which of course distressed the dog as it was designed to...in the second part of the experiment they released the dog and it wandered around the room, staying clear of the metal sheet, yet whenever the buzzer went off the mutt returned to the metal pad for its shock.

I don't doubt what you say, which only confirms that learned helplessness can also be applied under extreme conditions to other life forms.

[Sir Burr]

Actually, I quite like vegemite too, but, you have to use more of it.
Marmite is a bit saltier than vegemite and the bottle is more aestheticly pleasing too.

[slimboyfat]

one thing though - i like Australian brand MasterFoods strong English mustard better than Colmans.

Anything made by Sanitarium sucks though. Weetbix my arse

[Sir Burr]

^
You are absolutely right there sbf. Masterfoods English mustard is far better than Colemans. Really makes the eyes water. Hottest English mustard I've ever had.

[Little Chuchok]

one thing though - i like Australian brand MasterFoods strong English mustard better than Colmans.

Anything made by Sanitarium sucks though. Weetbix my arse

I suppose you like "cocoa pops",or similar shite.

[corvettelover]

The Aussie Marmite doesn't taste the same as the proper British stuff.
You would have been disappointed keda.

We can get the real thing in Phuket in a couple of places, including TOPS.

dont know about the marmite thing my taste buds prefer vegimite.
in oz vegimite is made by kraft
Promite another vegimite wannabe by masterfoods
marmite ???
all trade branded products and should be manufactured under licence and should taste the same

anyhow go Vegimite
for those of you interested the following link will show you all about the vegimite story including the british medicial association offically endorsing it

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