Thread: In Flight Humour

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

Good one