A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops off at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie ..

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, ?I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!!?

The Madam is astonished. ?But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal?.

The truckie replies, ?I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick!?