With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen a Twenty quid note all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy smile, unbuttoned her blouse, and reached down into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

He took the crumpled note from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy smile, pulled up her skirt, and
reached into her undies... and pulled out a fifty pound note,
crumpled .

He took the crumpled fifty pounds, and started breathing a little
quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, ....."have you ever seen 150,000 quid all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and
excited, to which she replied.....
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.
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"Go and look in the garage."