A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down
slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One
day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the
sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked
closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for
myself? I still have one good arm to do things with."

He thought, "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk
so happy, and going on with his life."

He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no
arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of
his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked
him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm
if the guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."

Heart-warming stories like this just bring a tear to my eyes..