Miss Fanny Green

An Irish man went to confession in St.
Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month
since my last confession... I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven.
Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've
had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this
Fanny Green?'

'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner
replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten
Hail Mary's.;

At mass the next morning, as the priest
prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous
redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church
fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in
front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore
matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the
woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread
slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and
whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe
his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a
reflection from her shoes'