West Australian teacher was stressing the importance of the final exam the next day, and that no absence would be tolerated,apart from nuclear attack and family bereavement.! Smart-assed ,spotty teenager at the back of the room said' What would you say if I turned up suffering from complete sexual
exaustion" ? The rest of the class sniggered.The teacher waited for silence and said sweetly,."I would expect you to write the exam with the other hand "!