Thread: waterery eyes after sex

Socal was chatting with one of his friends in a bar, and Socal says to his friend "You ever notice after you have sex with a woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"

His friend says, "Yeah, all the time." Socal asked, "Why is that?"

His friend says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray."

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Socal was chatting with one of his friends in a bar, and Socal says to his friend "You ever notice after you have sex with a woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"

His friend says, "Yeah, all the time." Socal asked, "Why is that?"

His friend says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray."

good one

Here's one from Mexico City and exemplifies Mexican humour to a T.

Young man taking a short cut through an ally when a large evil-looking man approaches with a .45 in his hand .. suck my cock or I'll blow your brains out .. on your knees punk!

The young guy goes down on him as the man has the gun to his head. As the man starts to cum he moans and starts lifting his arms up showing his pleasure.

The young guy stops for a moment and pleads: Please sir, lower that pistol back to my head, there are people here who might think I'm gay.