Breaking News:
In a landmark decision, an alien ESL teacher was awarded 2 million baht in damages in a case which he alleged he had been unfairly dismissed from his teaching employ based on the fact that he had posted his picture on an expat internet forum which also advertised prostitutes.
In summing up the judge belched and left the court room.
Sadly the 93 year old judge was later found to have expired after consuming various unidentified tablets.
Later autopsy reveals that the offending tablets were:
a) YS Chinese qty 1, b) I phone, qty 1 and c) Samsung qty 2….. A verdict of misadventure was returned.
The plaintiff after being recalled to court on charges of improperly touching several Thai teachers and students was found, after apparently committing suicide, in a vat of unsold low grade rice. A verdict of misadventure was also returned and his family required to pay $50,000.00 damages for the spoiled rice.
His lawyer, who had been paid in excess of $20,000.00, was unavailable for comment as he was on a government grant to study the genitals of pre -adolescent island species……………..