Trouble in the big Durian

[keda]

Why not set up your squeeze in a 'safe house' away from prying eyes.

What on earth to the local men do in such situations? They can't marry all their mistresses.

Seems everything is allowed as long as it's not pointed out to a higher authority, which is then compelled to act...don't forget who's watching!

[goykanok]

Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning???? Have they ever heard the word called "bin"?

[kingwilly]

Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning???? Have they ever heard the word called "bin"?

Jaysus, its been 57 years since i could get it up more than once a nite! The point of that is that the bladyd maid is completely making up shit!

She has never even found one!

[Spin]

^ ah that figures, you Ozzies aint known to knock out three or four rounds in one night. Two pumps and a squirt is the national average aint it?

[quikia]

So the collective noun for mothers is a "congregation"?
I always thought it was a "murder" of mothers.

What is for mother in laws, for those fortunate to have more then one?

[obsidian]

Jaysus, its been 57 years since i could get it up more than once a nite! The point of that is that the bladyd maid is completely making up shit! She has never even found one!

thak you for this important clarification.

[sabang]

^ ah that figures, you Ozzies aint known to knock out three or four rounds in one night. Two pumps and a squirt is the national average aint it?

Only when we are not pissed on VB.

[kingwilly]

actually just to update, i havnt sacked the maid yet - cos in all other things she is very very good. (i mean cleaning and cooking and washing etc!)

i mean it might be the Ibu-ibu gossiping about her havn said that, i got no idea if she really did say anything or not......

as far as if my gal can stay there or not again.... hmmmm not sure.

I might have to investigate this getting a marriage certificate thingy, not real excited about it tho, i like gal and all, buuuuuuuuut.......

[Whiteshiva]

actually just to update, i havnt sacked the maid yet - cos in all other things she is very very good. (i mean cleaning and cooking and washing etc!)

i mean it might be the Ibu-ibu gossiping about her havn said that, i got no idea if she really did say anything or not......

as far as if my gal can stay there or not again.... hmmmm not sure.

I might have to investigate this getting a marriage certificate thingy, not real excited about it tho, i like gal and all, buuuuuuuuut.......

Why don't you take your g/f down to a local photographer, dress up in traditional Indo stuff (sarong, kris, etc) and take a few shots. Get a large size copy (A4 or thereabout) of the best picture, and put in on display in the living room. Tell the maid it is from your wedding.Perhaps make sure one of the security guards sees it as well.Problem solved.

[kingwilly]

^ now - there's a good idea....