Plastic Surgery/LipoSuction/Hair Replacement

**dirtydog** · 02-08-2006, 03:53 PM

Now which have you had done or want to have done?

A couple of friends of mine have had the old liposuction done, one of them joined a gym to try and lose his beer gut, after a few weeks of this he asked the instructor on how long it would take to lose it, the instructor replied that if he trained hard it would probably take a couple of years, he decided to go the lipo suction route, 1 night in hospital and 2 weeks later he never had a beer gut anymore, it was quite amazing, another friend of mine had man tits, 60,000baht later they were gone, got to admit to thinking about haveing my beer gut done as I really can't be bothered exercising.

The hair replacement I don't need as luckily I take after my mothers side of the family, but I feel sure that a few posters are called "baldy" behind their backs, although it does look a bit funny as the new hair is in straight lines.

Plastic surgery, now this don't appeal to me at all, even if my nose is too big, although I am all for breast lifts and breast enlargement

**buadhai** · 02-08-2006, 04:02 PM

Why bother? Nothing would do any good anyway. What I really need is some electro-convuslive shock therapy or maybe just a good old lobotomy.

**slimboyfat** · 02-08-2006, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

although I am all for breast lifts and breast enlargement

this one can be done naturally using daily beer treatment. well for the enlargement anyway

**dirtydog** · 02-08-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by dirtydog

although I am all for breast lifts and breast enlargement

this one can be done naturally using daily beer treatment. well for the enlargement anyway

Hmmmm, I wasn't actually thinking for me, it's more of a female thing

**William** · 02-08-2006, 05:48 PM

the only "plastic" surgery I need in Thailand is to have another credit card application approved

After all, it's the only one that really matters

**peterpan** · 02-08-2006, 08:48 PM

The good thing about us old, fat, ugly peeps is that living in Thailand means you can be all these things and still get laid by some attractive young ladies.So no real need to spend cash on enhancement, no one here really gives a tinkers how you look, its all about how much dosh you got.

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-08-2006, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Now which have you had done or want to have done?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

**Spin** · 02-08-2006, 10:39 PM

I would like to have my arms shortened by about 5 inches.

This would be really useful at check bin time when I am invited out for dinner by my Thai "friends"

**friscofrankie** · 02-08-2006, 10:54 PM

Where's the "None of the above because I am Friscofrankie and perfect in every fuckin' way" choice???
What kinda of poll is this anyway??

**Lady Hawk** · 02-08-2006, 11:24 PM

MMmmmm this is interesting thread,hey girls the guys are getting as bad as us

**RDN** · 03-08-2006, 12:49 AM

I've thought about having the bags under my eyes "sucked" out. But I've always had them - makes me look a little Chinese if I squint. Maybe that's not a good thing after all.

As for the hair, I shaved it all off a few years ago and now I look a real hard nut. Except when I squint.

**dirtydog** · 04-08-2006, 06:44 PM

I see a lot of voters are quite happy with the way they are, maybe I should have put a penis enlargement option in the poll

**Fingers_in_pies** · 07-08-2006, 04:45 PM

Gotta be the lypo, need to get rid of a few pounds as in recent years i havent been training as hard as i was when i was boxing. I am defo thinking about this, any idea of the cost?

On the same topic has any of your girlfriends ever said anything about a nose job? i have heard thai girls go on and on about it.

**Little Chuchok** · 07-08-2006, 05:45 PM

I'd go for an ar$ehole replacement,but it would prolly reject me

**stroller** · 07-08-2006, 06:37 PM

^
You'd make a decent organ donor for those who need a bigger one, mate!

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Where's the "None of the above because I am Friscofrankie and perfect in every fuckin' way" choice???
What kinda of poll is this anyway??

You don't need plastic surgery, you just need a pair of scissors to get rid of that ponytail.

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