Lol...i would go to Bangkok and get a doc that can speak clear english direct to you....not via anyone else.
Get a vehicle, bus or whatever, throw a mattress on the floor and away you go....next stop emergancy room Bumbrab or Samitivej.
Thought you had travel insurance....get an ambulance.....nice nurse, take ya laptop, dvd's in the back, porn with the nurse....you get my drift.