Are you circumcised & is it right?

**aging one** · 21-02-2006, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Dougal

don't understand OZ, in my case it was just bruising that wears off pretty quickly, not painful at all and it didn't affect the performance.

Psych yourself up AO Dougal did it. I hope my brain will register that mate I really do.

**dirtydog** · 21-02-2006, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by hirondelle

nope, i just love cocks

Well, what can one say to that? I personally think they are ugly dangly things, well apart from my own that is, which is a work of art, and no hirondelle I will not send you anymore naked pictures

**hillbilly** · 21-02-2006, 07:07 PM

Cirkumsions?

You mean either a turtle head or a carrot?

normally, I don't likes to brag but I skipped several grades cause of my intellect. perhaps, i misses something at the lower levels...

**hirondelle** · 21-02-2006, 07:08 PM

*pouts* aw dog

just happened to have a pic of a cock handy did you benbaa?

**hillbilly** · 21-02-2006, 07:11 PM

I had a friend in the Army with a rooster swinging by a rope tatooed on his lower right calf. His reasoning?

He could tell the ladies that he had a cock hanging below his knees...

**benbaaa** · 21-02-2006, 07:14 PM

^^ Nope. Had to find it speshially. Bit of a shock googling it, actually. Yuk.

**ozman** · 21-02-2006, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Dougal

I don't understand OZ, in my case it was just bruising that wears off pretty quickly, not painful at all and it didn't affect the performance.

I would recommend the procedure to anyone who did not want anymore kids. My wife used to get pretty ratty on the pill, she's much calmer now.

What I am trying to say is the kitbag used to be a taggled mess of veins, now it isn't. It is the lack of circulation that eases the bruising that I would be worried about.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-02-2006, 08:46 PM

I am as Allah intended (except the suicidal murderer bit).

**Dr_Ding_Dong** · 21-02-2006, 08:50 PM

I am, but I would not do it again

**ChiangMai noon** · 21-02-2006, 08:59 PM

Iesu grist........

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-02-2006, 09:08 PM

^
Alai wah?!

**FozzieBear** · 21-02-2006, 09:29 PM

Now here IS A STORY.

I went under the knife for a back operation about 7 months ago . This nessaitated them fitting a Cathata to my knob. well they messed up the first Op so I had to have it done again. Second time job done... but I can't see the old chap anymore, he refuses to make an appearance and when he does... Fuck that hurts so much I cant Fuck.

So back to the wonderful CM Ram and say "what ya gonna do about this then"? we will circumcise you 8k baht. OK I 'll go for it, but considering I never had a problem before I feel I am being "STIFFED" . So I have the op and what do ya know? NO DIFFERENT... So I COMPLAIN .. after 3 sodding weeks I manage to see the Clinical Director who says he will re-do the job for free, (apparantly they had not removed all my skin).

So anyway ... new job done..... 4 months of pain, stitches that would not disolve ... but eventually... Frankenstein's Monster is able to perform agian.... the upside.. I used to get rashes on my Dick frequently... now I don't ... sex is better than before...

Moral of my story... Fuck your back up... have an op, stuff in a cathata, let that fuck you up big time... have 2 circumcisions (is that possible!!)
Complain like mad and FUCK for your country.... If I had never had the circumcision I would still have rashes.. If any of you have the same problem as I used to have.. lop it off.. Nothing to do with personal hygene, its just "how it is" you can't wash your cock 24/7 can you?CM Ram will even give you back your skin in a jar... now there's a thought.

I have so many little jars now .. I am thinking of starting a museum

**KID** · 21-02-2006, 10:09 PM

damn fozzieman, man that hurts just reading it. I would be stangling the doctor nice and slow

**Dougal** · 22-02-2006, 03:26 AM

All is not lost.

A search on Google using the terms 'Foreskin Recovery' will lead you to methods, equipment, images, diagrams and videos to help you recover that bit of your missing self.

The PUD Tugger sounds promising -

" While wearing the P.U.D. Tugger or P.U.D. GP, 2-4 inches are added to your perceived size. For a discreet appearance, loose fitting clothes are recommended.

All of our products come with a urinary passage so removal during urination is not necessary. All P.U.D. Tuggers and GPs include a hook attachment to allow the use of additional weight in stretching the foreskin. P.U.D. products are not recommended for use while sleeping, doing heavy exercise, or in the presence of dangerous equipment."

**Ice Maiden** · 22-02-2006, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by Dougal

There is also GOW and ChaingMai, and we shodul not forget members such as I Just Wanna Teach, maybe they have a preference although I am not sure I really want them to go into details.

I am not circumcised but have had the vasectomy. Not really painful, mostly in the mind - pretty colourful for a few weeks though.

And we also have Hiro

Originally Posted by The Hutchinson Whump

we dont have any, there's only Ice Maiden and she becomes a woman in a few days I think.

Does that make me a little girl at the moment then?

**Whiteshiva** · 22-02-2006, 08:14 AM

How do you masturbate without a foreskin.....?

**Bangbus** · 22-02-2006, 09:12 AM

With your hand?

**hirondelle** · 22-02-2006, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

And we also have Hiro

thank you Ice Maiden *snuggles* I can always rely a woman to remember me *makes an evil squinty eyed glare at all the guys*

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2006, 10:00 AM

^
Didn't you used to be a poster here Hirondelle....racks little brain.

**hirondelle** · 22-02-2006, 10:04 AM

*pounces CMN* you remember me, no pretending!!!

**in4zip** · 22-02-2006, 10:13 AM

we all remember you quite well H but recently its seems you've been more off howling along with wolfie than disseminating your witty writ here on TD

**hirondelle** · 22-02-2006, 10:16 AM

this is true... I got board fatigue, and a life - both at the same time

I can't imagine giving up the boards forever tho', I'm just less prolific

**in4zip** · 22-02-2006, 10:27 AM

I can't imagine giving up the boards forever tho'

yep wolves come and go, boards are for eva! *cracks whip*

**DrAndy** · 22-02-2006, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

And we also have Hiro

Does that make me a little girl at the moment then?

don't know Ice! not many of us do.

and Hiro, thank you for your straightforwardness

any more women prepared to take the stand, so to speak

**FozzieBear** · 23-02-2006, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Dougal

All is not lost.

A search on Google using the terms 'Foreskin Recovery' will lead you to methods, equipment, images, diagrams and videos to help you recover that bit of your missing self.

The PUD Tugger sounds promising -

" While wearing the P.U.D. Tugger or P.U.D. GP, 2-4 inches are added to your perceived size. For a discreet appearance, loose fitting clothes are recommended.

All of our products come with a urinary passage so removal during urination is not necessary. All P.U.D. Tuggers and GPs include a hook attachment to allow the use of additional weight in stretching the foreskin. P.U.D. products are not recommended for use while sleeping, doing heavy exercise, or in the presence of dangerous equipment."

Foreskin recovery is easy. If I want to recover it, I know its in a jar in the cupboard somewhere, along with shit they pulled out of my spine and a DVD of my Leg operation.... Ahhh the joys of surgery in Thailand.. I think they just give you your bits back in case you want to be cremated intact so to speak! Can't wait to get one of my lungs, that will be a big jar full for sure

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