Thread: Lovely Lulu's Healthy few weeks of healthy food and exercise.

He's really old, slap, he can't run anymore. A quick 30 second waddle is about the best he can do.

The problem is when he sprints his micro penis retracts. The turtle factor.

Originally Posted by Cujo

I ASPIRE to 85kg. Cut out the carbs as much as possible.
Here's something I found surprising, corn is very high in carbs.

Yup, used in cattle feed.
Been in China for 3 weeks now, very much the newbie but food here ain't that healthy- tasty for sure, but I've got to get back to eating healthy food again

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Welcome to the club,tubs

for fooks sake dill. please stop photoshopping me in your posts. this one was particularly disturbing as it bears a lot of reality. im told im in good shape but the problem is that shapes Round

Don't over think the process, Lu - as most of your peers might.

Just be. You'll be right.

Good luck.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Especially with these 'strolls' of his. This walking shit is starting to make my dick itch, Lulu. At least do the occasional 30 second sprint. Fucking walking. Walking's for poofs.

..........just remind us exactly how much spandex you own?

Enough that he's either a superhero or works full time in BDSM.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Fucking walking. Walking's for poofs.

What about crawling? Dragging your lower torso by way of your upper torso through a snake infested forest when your legs don't work anymore?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Enough that he's either a superhero or works full time in BDSM.

You have to have at least one gay gene to buy spandex....


Its because i ride a bike...........yeah mate, sure.......

Originally Posted by nidhogg

.just remind us exactly how much spandex you own?

Enough to make me feel kinky of an evening. Indeed I've even been known to break out the high heels on a Friday night and watch the Graham Norton Show sporting a poorly formed boner.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

What about crawling? Dragging your lower torso by way of your upper torso through a snake infested forest when your legs don't work anymore?

Dragging your lower torso by way of your upper torso through a snake infested forest when your legs don't work anymore is also for poofs.

Watching the Graham Norton Show whilst clad in spandex and high heels and bragging a poorly formed boner is for real men.

I wore my heart rate monitor strap while having my morning wank last Tuesday. Five seconds moderate, five at tempo followed by an amazing THREE-POINT-FIVE seconds at threshold come the eruption. Of course I stuck the data up on Map my Masturbation.

Yum.



To be honest I don't really miss the wine, crackers and cheese.

Fuck off Lulu, can't you see I'm having a conversation with myself here.

Originally Posted by Neverna

85.1kg? I had you down as a 65kg guy, Luigi!

His small hand size is deceptive

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Fuck off Lulu, can't you see I'm having a conversation with myself here.

I know the feeling bud.


6 of the posters on the thread are me multis. :/

Seven. You forgot me. I mean you.

Yeah! So wrap that in spandex and beat it at 3300bpm Slap.

Originally Posted by Luigi

To be honest I don't really miss the wine, crackers and cheese.

Honestly????

I think you are full of shit....

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I think you are full of shit....

Lulu??

.....a few weeks turns a life time.

Beware of false advice and fraudulent prophets of health/well being.


If anything, creates great continuing fodder for the forum.

Anyway, Luigi, we need a before and after picture. Without one, nobody will suspect you of fraud or anything like that ... well there might be one member who won't take your word for it, but the rest of us .... most of us ... a lot of us ... I mean, me and snakey trust you 100%, but the rest need a before pic to compare the after pic. Just the belly will be fine. No weiner or mug shots please. TIA bud.