Thread: Lovely Lulu's Healthy few weeks of healthy food and exercise.

Originally Posted by Luigi

...and all the time thinking...

FTFY

6 sets of delts and some chicken breast, rockali, rots n beans, steamed with soy sauce, mushroom sauce and love.



Done on foil to keep the juice.




Organic Jasmine and Riceberry rice and nicked some of the kid's omelette.

Oh Jaysus Mary n Lulu.



None of this cutting out entire foodgroup keto faz that's doomed to fail in 6 months.






Oh no no no.... this is the full 7 month failure regime.

^^ Guilty.

Re the blister - your workload is becoming very much worthy of a decent pair of kicks. Blisters seem innocuous but are massively debilitating; splash out Lulu.

Back up Taipei 101 last night.

Left a fucking lake on the floor.

Seriously? Add bleeding eyeballs and the involuntary pissing of one's pants to that little list and you have quite a good description of last night's trip to the gym.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Re the blister - your workload is becoming very much worthy of a decent pair of kicks. Blisters seem innocuous but are massively debilitating; splash out Lulu.

You ain't kidding about the debilitating part, can barely fookin' waddle to the fridge.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Bladdy blisters.



Had to hobble off after 7.5km. .

Why are there two mins/km readings, Luigi? (6.02min/km and 9.37min/km) What do they represent?

Originally Posted by Luigi

debilitating

Have you been wearing those slip-on Skechers walkers to do these half marathons?

The speed you go at, you may as well stick to flip flops or some MJ's moonwalkers

^ Fook off Hippoman, ya big embarrassment to the Serengeti.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Why are there two mins/km readings, Luigi? (6.02min/km and 9.37min/km) What do they represent?

6.xx was me current pace.

the nearly 8.xx is the average pace for the session.

Thanks.

Welcome, Sir.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Oh Jaysus.

Cannae walk, so rented out this steed for a tasty 40 b an hour.

Can't change gears, but that's for pussies anyway.


Got a full 20b+ value out of it.



Pretty sure it had flat tyres.

Demanded me change back and jumped up and down screaming when he refused.




Bacon, rockli, corn n maters with egg is pretty damn tasty.


Pretty sure I've now got blisters on my thighs n arse.


No... you're not a doctor and I'm not showing you, Tom.

Philistine leaving your teabag in the cup. I've told you about that mistake before.

#moreanimalthanman
#theresnostoppinghim

New Main Mrs CNX needs ol' Lulu.

Looks like back up for a few weeks on Monday week.

10 days to be a steady 79kg.

Fookin' Lulu.

Cracking on there mate. Soon you will be as lithe and spectacular as me!

Serious question- Who are those two gay Italians above?

DJ Paulie and Vincenzo from the MTV show Jersey Shore.

And I hate myself for actually knowing that.

Originally Posted by Luigi

#moreanimalthanman
#theresnostoppinghim

Hope someone gave you a Red for that pic and post. Wrong on so many levels...A selfie in the shitter....

Originally Posted by JPPR2

.A selfie in the shitter....

That's actually me kitchen.

Originally Posted by Luigi

That's actually me kitchen.

Well that might explain a lot.

Balance.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Balance.

You know LuLu I have really tried to find a way to like and enjoy wine. It just doesn't work for me. Even big dollar fancy stuff. Being my parents live in Napa Valley I had access to all of it and over many different times in my life I tried it and the outcome was the same. I have taken many friends wine tasting and I just watch.

That said Bread and Cheese are my favs and I enjoy them with a good Scotch or sometimes a dark Rum "neat".

I'm into me wines. Don't know shit about it though and I reckon all that wine tasting bollocks is a load of pretentious twaddle.

I've had some $10 bottles that I loved and $100 bottles that tasted like cooking oil. All a bit subjective innit.