Of course, if you can't be fucked to cook it all up and squeeze the orange juice, one of these and a can of Fanta will do...
Of course, if you can't be fucked to cook it all up and squeeze the orange juice, one of these and a can of Fanta will do...
jeez did you all miss the 'cold' tinned tomatoes ! ?
pork bangers, bacon, mushrooms, eggs sunny-side up
toast and TEA.
"Be gone o foul abomination of a breakfast."
Right, I've just been down the shops and an English brekkie is on the menu again tomorrow morning.
Couldn't get any black pudding but I did manage to get some Dixxie sausages which everyone has been telling me I've got to try.
Sound like they'll have no flavour and will be loaded with salt & sugar.Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
I think it was Chico The Fox and AO who recommended them. I'll know who to hunt down if they turn out to be shit!Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
No, no and no. Really, Rob...Originally Posted by robuzo
Lamb's kidneys, ohhh lovely; great idea (yes, out the northern pig's blood... ), and some nice button mushrooms with fried bread and toast and a pot of tea. Fanbloodytastic!Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
Really what? If hairybarracuda can put ketchup (what Russians call Americanski sauce) on his, I can put me beans on me black pudding. They get in it anyway.
As to coffee, it's Horatio Hornblower, Jack Aubrey and me against you. Of course we are all three fictional characters so you have nothing to worry about.
“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker
Harry, this is dirty pool posting such a fine brekkie on TD when I am far from anyplace where I can purchase such a feast. Suddenly, I'm hungry for a fry-up.
there is a reason for you English fucks not being famous for your cuisine,
you simply have no taste, and to think you will happily swallow that garbage for breakfast is more than you need to know about your food culture
you are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to food,
my once a month shopping trip to udon would be torture if it wasnt for the mouth watering anticipation of a full english at the book shop.
"Hey, you! Yes, you, I say! Bring me those onions post haste! This Bangers n' Mash isn't going to garnish itself, you fucking peasant! Good, good, there's a good garcon.."
I've never heard such codswallop..Originally Posted by Butterfly
Pls dont tar us all with the same brush Buttercup ,, I actually prefer bran flakes for my brekkieOriginally Posted by Butterfly
Next it'll be spaghetti hoops...Originally Posted by robuzo
You can't do coffee in a taxi driver's caf at 4am, mate... Just stew the pot.Originally Posted by robuzo
Hey, stop nicking my words!Originally Posted by somtamslap
This'll do me; some nice quality bacon, sausages and mushrooms to fill you up, and without the orrible beans, ketchup and pig's blood to ruin the flavour. I'd add some of these though (as per an excellent previous suggestion):
Poof's food alert:
Papillion, you're a poof, nothing wrong with that, but you need to eat a bit of men's food from time to time - give you a bit of power with the lad[yboys]ies...
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Cycling should be banned!!!
Originally Posted by harrybarracudaWhoa whoa whao, stop dropping the old g'bombs around the croissants!Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
I happen to eat croissants everyday when I'm not having eggs on toast or a full English brekkie. They're not gay and if memory serves correct the French only made them popular and didn't even invent them.
I think they were named after the emblem on top of the staffs carried by the Hebrew warrior's. (Crescent/Croissant)
Warriors = Soldiers = Hard Bastards food.
And the marmalade that I put on them is probably a British invention.
OP has no black pudding so is a pretty poor effort of an English Breakfast.
It's not easy to find. Foodland didn't have any tonight.Originally Posted by English Noodles
It's fucking nasty stuff anyway and it shouldn't grace the plate of a decent English brekkie!
I bet you've never even tried it.
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