Tonight, you die

**peterpan** · 13-10-2008, 06:09 AM

Imagine your on death row, at midnight you die, your asked to order your last meal. What would it be ? anything you fancy from anywhere.

**JoGeAr** · 13-10-2008, 06:15 AM

Furburger, followed by bearded clam !!

**keda** · 13-10-2008, 07:19 AM

KFC - makes midnight easier to cope with!

**alphagirl** · 13-10-2008, 07:48 AM

Sharp Cheddar, with cracked pepper and olive oil triscuits
some dark chocolate
and laudanum

**keda** · 13-10-2008, 07:53 AM

laudanum is not allowed, you must be in good health when they kill you.

**alphagirl** · 13-10-2008, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by keda

laudanum is not allowed, you must be in good health when they kill you.

says who??

besides I'd still be in perfectly good health, just a wee bit happier

**Loy Toy** · 13-10-2008, 08:22 AM

A big bowl of that fcuk off smelly stinky Issarn fish bah-lar and that demonic smelling squid being cooked on a wheely smokey coal barrow with fans pointing and blowing the smokey aroma in the direction of the execution chamber and the viewing gallery.

Fcuk it, if I was going down I would want the occasion to be memorable!

**forreachingme** · 13-10-2008, 08:35 AM

Can i answer tomorow?

**good2bhappy** · 13-10-2008, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by keda

you must be in good health when they kill you.

Som tam pla ra.
At least I will get a reprieve for a few days!

**nidhogg** · 13-10-2008, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Imagine your on death row, at midnight you die, your asked to order your last meal. What would it be ? anything you fancy from anywhere.

A Dodo burger. And I will wait for it.

**Troubled** · 13-10-2008, 08:41 AM

Being an awkward cuss I would probably refuse a last meal just to spite myself.
That'll show 'em duh!

**gjbkk** · 13-10-2008, 11:05 AM

Rocket salad with baby beetroot and goats cheese with a glass or two of chablis

Lamb Chops marinade in madiera with guernsey potatoes, roast parsnips baby carrots and broccoli washed down with a 1985 bottle of Barolo cannubi

selection of chese with a bottle of Graham 1971 vintage port

a bottle of Laphroaig

some scrumpy cider to quench the thirst

and if theres room a long island ice tea

**sabang** · 13-10-2008, 11:12 AM

Hopefully Timba would have a nice wedge of aged beef. I'd go a NY 1kg cut, ferk the trimmings. Goose liver with a raspberry balsamic for a starter, if thats allowed.

**friscofrankie** · 13-10-2008, 11:15 AM

Well, I heard the warden said.
I had one more day.
One last meal
before they carried me away.

He said if we don't got it.
We'll go out an' get it.
Because you don't have to go.
Til we get back with it.

Bring me two dinosaur eggs,
over easy.
Fried in the butter,
not too greasy.
Muskees and bean,
black-eyed peas.
An' a little small dish of
buttered bee-balm beans
I want-a saber tooth tiger steak
An whole hippopotamus
that's been well baked.

Now go,
get my dinner, go.
You ain't got it,
go out an get it.
Cause I ain't goin',
til ya come back with it.

**English Noodles** · 13-10-2008, 02:50 PM

A Canny Bag O Tudor!!

**momo8** · 13-10-2008, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Fcuk it, if I was going down I would want the occasion to be memorable

Your birthday tomorrow LoyToy. Forget the last meal feast, what are you having tomorrow night? Wife jumping out of chocolate torte?

**thehighlander959** · 13-10-2008, 03:04 PM

Haggis,"Big Darkies walloper"(Black Pudding) and Chips and a three litre bottle of Irn-bru.

**momo8** · 13-10-2008, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by gjbkk

Rocket salad with baby beetroot and goats cheese with a glass or two of chablis Lamb Chops marinade in madiera with guernsey potatoes, roast parsnips baby carrots and broccoli washed down with a 1985 bottle of Barolo cannubi selection of chese with a bottle of Graham 1971 vintage port a bottle of Laphroaig some scrumpy cider to quench the thirst and if theres room a long island ice tea

I'm salivating. Though I would finish that off with a slice of pavlova.

**Gerbil** · 13-10-2008, 03:10 PM

The liver of the warden, fried with fava beans and a nice chianti.

**gjbkk** · 13-10-2008, 03:12 PM

Momo8, a slice of pavlova; thats a bit unhealthy

**momo8** · 13-10-2008, 03:23 PM

^ So is a last meal. Pavlova is the best, with fresh passionfruits, raspberries, kiwifruit, mango....best eaten off a man's chest.

**Red dragon** · 13-10-2008, 03:34 PM

Something made by the wife, I have always been to afraid to try anything she's cooked but if I am going to die anyway, why not?

**mackayae** · 13-10-2008, 03:42 PM

No. 5, hold the mayo.

**baldrick** · 13-10-2008, 06:32 PM

a fcuk off big Timba steak stuffed with a nice bottle of Islay malt .

**AntRobertson** · 13-10-2008, 06:37 PM

Baked beans with chili, garlic, prunes, and horse radish.

If I'm going out I want to make it as unpleasant for those around me as possible; hopefully even take a few with me.

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