Think they are a 2.2 engine.
Not like the older models that cost an arm and a leg just to start the fvckers up..
Had the 3.2 XJ sport 15 years ago , did 140mph init before it blew a valve.
Thirsty fooker.
The jag is a bloke car!
Think they are a 2.2 engine.
Not like the older models that cost an arm and a leg just to start the fvckers up..
Had the 3.2 XJ sport 15 years ago , did 140mph init before it blew a valve.
Thirsty fooker.
The jag is a bloke car!
Many a chaste young lady has washed up on the reclined front passenger seat of Loops Jaaaaaaagggg, feet on the windscreen warmed by the evening sun only to find two minutes later she’s wondering where all the evenings promise went as the scoundrel suggests Cheesy Beans and a tryout on the worlds biggest couch
I have never offered a woman cheezy beans as I only just invented it recently.
But I have gone to great lengths to disguise many a frozen pizza as my own creation from first principles. I even brought 2 frozen pizzas straight from Woolworths to Persian GPGF's gaffer and she believed I had made them myself!
Another good first date meal is pasta in cream and pesto. Tastes gorgeous and very easy. Just boil the pasta and then drain and stir in cream and pesto. A proper blokes recipe. The key to good first date meals is minimum preparation time.
In my old gaff the kitchen and lounge were far apart so you did not want to leave the girl twiddling her thumbs for half an hour while you were busy in the kitchen.
i feel we've only scratched the surface.....
Farang bloke kebab food in Phetchabun..
30 baht each
Don't sell these anymore, might have to knock one out...
^ Bottom left ... I've seen that movie
This is cheap as chips choice cheddar for the cheesy beans dave.
Crumbly as can be for flavour which means it can be difficult to meet the high cheese cutting standards demanded by some of the members.
Rolling a'la carte this evening with side dips of salsa and sour cream which really takes it up a level.
For proper blokey presentation do not put the sides into little dishes but take the whole jar/tub so that there is some cross-slop with bits of salsa and beans in the sour cream and globs of sour cream in the salsa for next time.
Sour cream should not be 'light' - sorry for that bloke-error.
My cheezy bean theory...
Maybe someday I'll get around to putting that theory into practice...and put up a pic.
Edit: chili cheese fritos pic went missing...
Last edited by SKkin; 07-03-2019 at 01:01 AM.
Here is a better picture of he super-charged noodles.
I remembered to take it before I ate half of them this time.
^Looks good to me.
Looper I've got my ingedients together for cheezy beans... with some substitutions. I may scrap the Fritos idea and instead deep fry my own tortilla chips. Plus melt the cheese into beans on the stovetop instead of nuking it. Will that put it over the time limit contraints for bloke's cookery?
^I am only resorting to microwave as I have no oven and only a camping gas stove ATM.
But having said that the microwave is perfect for this gourmet feast as all you want is the beans hot and the cheese melted.
Loadsa cables there Loops, very Manly
A very cool bloke steak pie with a Monster Munch topping and Pringles on the side..
Inspiring
How about Scampi fries, frazzles, monster munch and hula hoops in a giant Aunt Bessies yorkshire with gravy?
Was a bit dry, should have put some beans and melted cheese on top.
^ make sure you cut the cheese within the TD regulations
Real Mans Footie snack
Have everything together for tomorrow. Got a different type of beans and cheese than originally planned. Going to use some of my homemade salsa as well. The Huy Fong garlic chili sauce would be too much spice for the better half. Making homemade tortilla chips/crisps instead of using Fritos
Did the chips up today since I'm using the fryer later today for fish and chips. Some of them might have been in a tad long.
Cheesy chips, now that's proper bloke food.
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