The REAL egg sandwich thread

[somtamslap]

Do they actually cook in 'Spoons now?

I think it's enitirely at the cook's discretion. It's all very hit and miss in there. I had a superb roast meal a few weeks ago so decided to go back the following week for another. I was a little disappointed, however, to be dished up a plate of steaming pig's manure with crunchy carrots and raw potatoes.

[beerlaodrinker]

Nothing beats a two duck egg sandwich when you're Hank Marvin.
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fookin hell Abby, is that another of your nics, looks tasty though,
Cheers Hank

[thaimeme]

Do they actually cook in 'Spoons now? Or is it all still microwaved out of the freezer.
Think even the last burger i had there was microwaved...

Quite acceptable, as you'd be surprised how many consider microwaving to be cooking.

Ain't Western civilisation wonderful....?

[Fozzy]

Another day, another egg sarnie.

[Fozzy]

[Headworx]

^I'd eat 2 of them bastards, add some bacon and 3 would be better

[Bettyboo]

Fozzy should be banned from this thread, 3 strikes and your out!!!

1) cheap and orrible ham.

2) illegally undercooked eggs.

3) ketchup in a sandwich.

4) wasting pickle upon an egg.

[ENT]

1 boiled egg, soft is best,
1 tiny touch of salt and pepper,
1/2 flat tsp butter.
Mash the lot and spread on buttered bread or toast.

[Fozzy]

Fozzy should be banned from this thread, 3 strikes and your out!!!

1) cheap and orrible ham.

2) illegally undercooked eggs.

3) ketchup in a sandwich.

4) wasting pickle upon an egg.

Hold up let's slow this down a bit shall we. At least one of them had decent honey roast ham, but I'll give you a few of the others had cheap reconstituted shit, so you get half a point.

Ketchup in a sandwich is perfectly acceptable and normal practice with anything that's been fried. Zero points.

There's no evidence that my eggs were under cooked, unless you are retarded enough to call a runny yolk 'under cooked'. Zero points.

Now the pickle thing is a tricky one. I don't see how it can be considered a waste, however, I would fully understand if some people considered it to be a strange combination. Half a point.

I make that one point out of four and an epic fail in the condemnation of my egg sandwiches.

Not to mention that most days I AM this bloody thread.

Now get your finger out and enjoy an egg sandwich just like I'm about to.

[Fozzy]

^I'd eat 2 of them bastards, add some bacon and 3 would be better

Bacon would do the trick for sure, but my all time favourite is sausage, egg and Branston pickle. Or sausage and egg with anything to be honest.

Bacon I prefer with brown sauce, but I wouldn't have brown sauce with eggs. Probably why I don't have egg and bacon together that much.

[thaimeme]

How 'bout a fried egg [medium], bacon, and tomato sand...

[Bettyboo]

Ketchup in a sandwich is perfectly acceptable

never...

my all time favourite is sausage, egg

yes

and Branston pickle

no

[Fozzy]

How 'bout a fried egg [medium], bacon, and tomato sand...

Not for me. Tomato has no place near a fried egg. Egg would need to be hard boiled if you're going to put any rabbit food with it. Then your only choice of a accompaniment is mayonnaise.

[thaimeme]

An egg, spam, and bacon version...

[Fozzy]

How 'bout a fried egg [medium], bacon, and tomato sand...

No. Just as bad. Brown sauce is the only condiment qualified to grace an egg.

Now that's just plain daft. How can you have a problem with ketchup when you use Brown sauce?? You have to veto both or neither IMO. They're basically different versions of the same kind of thing.

Anyway, brown sauce was invented for bacon!

[Loy Toy]

Anyway, brown sauce was invented for bacon!

Excuse me but can you clarify this claim?

[Fozzy]

To shut all the fussy fuckers up for five minutes (Betty) today I had no sauce just a lot of black pepper and a dash of sea salt. Hope that doesn't upset anybodies sensibilities.

Please note deliberate choice in tea mug in support of the mighty Blues and the very stressful day we had yesterday.

[withnallstoke]

Bloody hell Fozzy.

I bet your arse stinks.

[Fozzy]

An egg sandwich a day, keeps the doctor away.

I think only boiled egg sarnies have that effect, not fried ones. Might be wrong but I've never noticed any undesirable after affect as a result of my daily egg sarnie.

[withnallstoke]

An egg sandwich a day, keeps the doctor away.

And everybody else as well i reckon.

[November Rain]

Is this the wrong thread to mention my long time loathing of eggs? Revolting things!

[patsycat]

I'm off to to watch Saturday kitchen live and the delectable James Martin.

[bsnub]

^^ Off with you then. How can a person not love eggs..

[pseudolus]

Eggs. Mmmmm

[Headworx]

'dafaq is that???.