Yuck it up asshole.
Lays have a new "Pors piss stained sarong" flavour out now.
Or we could discuss why there are no new build farang Thai wooden house build projects in Kensington and Chelsea?
Nah fuckit let's talk aboot Guinness. It's the first food group after all.
Fohk is that a Mac Tard keyboard?
If you had Lay's new Hotslut n Yadong infused gekko scratchings you wouldn't be posting here
Gekko scratchings hardly constitute sustenance. Massive fuck-off tokay turds on the other hand. Mmmm mmm! Scrumptious.Originally Posted by david44
Dearest somtamslap.
I hope you over indulge on fine snacks, then explode - covering half of London in vegetable based oomska.
Lays have got a new flavour out (well, new to me), the bag is white, has a picture of a gammon and a little pot of mustard and a union jack on it.
They don't really taste anything like gammon or mustard but they do taste just like the smoky bacon flavour crisps of my yoof. Brought a tear of nostalgia to my eye.
bibo ergo sum
If you hear the thunder be happy - the lightening missed.
This time.
Ate all the beans last night, cold, straight out of the tin. This morning I awoke to some rather boisterous botty action. You may have your wish.Originally Posted by withnallstoke
I'll see your new flavour of Lays and raise you these; a very small packet of salt and vinegar Hula Hoops...Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
^ The fat rolls in your wrist appear to have fat rolls.
And cellulite.
Terrible, isn't it, and totally surprising considering the amount of wanking I do.Originally Posted by Necron99
Oh dear, you'll never get anywhere in the world of Sales and Marketing with that sort of heinous honesty.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Example:
Wife: Have you eaten?
Me: Yes.
Wife: What did you have?
Me: Fancy baked beans from the can and a glass of gin.
Wife: Grrrrrrrrr. Eat properly you lazy bastard.
Correct version:
Wife: Have you eaten?
Me: Yes.
Wife: What did you have?
Me: I dined upon a rich salad of pale poached beans, tomato, Mediterranean herbs and garlic served al fresco in order to remove any distraction from the pure, natural ingredients lovingly blended after countless hours of research into the most pleasing combination and all served with a light but pungent juniper-infused dressing.
Wife: *swoon* Clasp me to your manly breast and ravish me now, international man of mystery, bon vivant and raconteur!
Me: Nah, Luton airport.
(I think my closing line needs a little polishing)
The S&V Hula Hoops look good though, no need to fancify them.
Originally Posted by somtamslap
That's a normal bag of hula hoops isn't it slap.
You big handed bastard.
Do hula hoops give you a potato ring?
The enthusiastic Withnall will have the most toned wrists I reckonOriginally Posted by Necron99
Funny thing is about these bad boys is that they are extruded, and not baked.
Pervert.Originally Posted by pseudolus
So long as your not "extruding" them from a packet of
I could eat a pack of these now
After your Dutch ruddering session?Originally Posted by Dillinger
Originally Posted by DillingerFor the love of god, WHY? If it hasn't got enough tasty carcinogens to give Chemical Ali a chubby then it's just not crisps.√ Oven Baked
√ No Artificial Colours
√ No Artificial Flavours
Bloody hippie.
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