Spaghetti Carbonara

**Yasojack** · 27-05-2014, 08:52 PM

Carbonara does not even have wine ,its just willy is a pisshead

Originally Posted by Gerbil

so why didn't you reduce the wine first? Using 'raw' wine will cause the sauce to break and it will be too acidic.

**Bogon** · 27-05-2014, 08:53 PM

Why didn't you substitute wine for WWJ (Wither's wank juice) and just have an alcoholic drink with bits of spaghetti in it?

**kingwilly** · 28-05-2014, 02:42 AM

Tough crowd.

**Drainpipe** · 29-05-2014, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Bogon

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Was sharing this meal with muslims so had to use beef bacon

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Add cream and a cup of wine

How muslim were they?

Not that Muslim. But I have made that mistake before.

Doesn't make any difference as any alcohol would be evaporated by the time the dish was ready

**Drainpipe** · 29-05-2014, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Tough crowd.

Not really, maybe they just like the traditional dish as it should be, not the interpretation you made

**david44** · 29-05-2014, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I'm making Beef Stroganoff for the kids today and according to their menu order.

The last 2 meals have been a raging success but trying to get sour cream has been a problem.

Best I have another Tiger to dim the impending disaster.

Get regular cream I 'll bring m-in-law to look at it

That;s fixed that for you ,now Strogan Orf

**david44** · 29-05-2014, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Drainpipe

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Tough crowd.

Not really, maybe they just like the traditional dish as it should be, not the interpretation you made

Penne alla Drainpipe
Pasta pesto Rapido espresso pubico

1 Packet Vono soup or snot substitutes widely soiled in plastic bags in mkts
2 Have your squaw use your salami (optional,but like a G=T makes cooking a pleasure)
3 Boil Kettle or drain radiator of Hilux after good thrashing
4 Place Spaghtti at top of draia
npipe,sauce at the bottom and bowls at outlet
5 Angthong version get added rat for extra protein
6 Have one glass (pint too much ,I have a half ) of Campari,cherry if your gay
7 A half gallon or 2 liters of Italian Barolo,Lambrusco is for cleaning crockery
8 Dine it will all taste Pomodoro magnifico Willy e big loverly Munkee mama mia
9 Digestive a moderate pint of Fernet Branca cut with Limoncello
10 Next the vomitarium or as they call it in Asia Jakarta

**kingwilly** · 29-05-2014, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Drainpipe

Doesn't make any difference as any alcohol would be evaporated by the time the dish was ready

Actually, the addition of alcohol makes this dish haram, regardless of evaporation or not.

**Necron99** · 29-05-2014, 05:37 PM

Technically, I think anything you prepared in your kitchen would be haram.

And not just for muzzies!!!

**kingwilly** · 29-05-2014, 05:50 PM

bastard!

**david44** · 29-05-2014, 06:43 PM

Hey Monkeybrains ignore the imputation as to your birth even bad bastards can great chefs.

The real poser is do you deliver?

**kingwilly** · 29-05-2014, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by david44

The real poser is do you deliver?

Sure, provided it's within 10 metres of my kitchen.

**patsycat** · 31-05-2014, 05:58 PM

Well, with all the suggestions given. I hope your next endevour on the Carbonara experience will be good.

Just don't scramble the egg, cream, cheese mixture. Still edible, but not pleasing to the eye. That's all. Simples.

**Bettyboo** · 31-05-2014, 07:23 PM

This is what you want, Willy - the big tunnel type noodles, lovelie...

**kingwilly** · 31-05-2014, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Just don't scramble the egg, cream, cheese mixture.

I didnt.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

This is what you want, Willy - the big tunnel type noodles, lovelie...

That's not a carbonara!

**Bettyboo** · 31-05-2014, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

That's not a carbonara!

Says who??? It has pasta, cheesey sauce and hammy stuff - that's a carbonara in my book!

**kingwilly** · 31-05-2014, 07:33 PM

I made a lasagna tonight, but I aint posting it after all this criticism !

**Bettyboo** · 31-05-2014, 07:34 PM

Come on, Willy - sharing is half the fun; we will write nice things about it...

**withnallstoke** · 31-05-2014, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I made a lasagna tonight

Did it have spaghetti in it?

**Yasojack** · 31-05-2014, 08:18 PM

Yeeeeeeeeeeee willy lets see it

**lom** · 31-05-2014, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

This is what you want, Willy - the big tunnel type noodles, lovelie...

Straight macaroni aka rigatone is not spaghetti..
This is a spaghetti carbonara

it has a creamy sauce and it has black ground pepper, should be served with an extra egg yolk in a half eggshell on top.

**Yasojack** · 31-05-2014, 09:15 PM

to much liquid in the dish

heres a real spag carb

**kingwilly** · 31-05-2014, 09:24 PM

**Yasojack** · 31-05-2014, 09:28 PM

and the recipe?

please don't post its packet white sauce

**kingwilly** · 31-05-2014, 09:34 PM

Course not.

Gimmi a chance to type it.

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