Slap goes to a wedding, elopes with all the cheese

[somtamslap]

I have recently come into a rather substantial amount of dairy produce after having unlawfully liberated it from a wedding reception.

But unscrupulous gluttony and theft appears to come with a price.

1. It makes you fat

2. It makes you hate cheese

Before last Sunday, if you'd told me I'd be writing the latter, I probably would've spat in your face. But here we are, a week on, and I've eaten enough stilton to fill several thousand of your granny's Christmas hampers, enough brie to sate the appetite of a village populated with obese Frenchmen, and enough of another kind,I have no idea what the fuck is, to, I don't know, get really fucking fat?

My quandary lies thus:

How do I get rid of this little lot without binning it, or eating it, or using it in a sordid sex game with the dog?

[withnallstoke]

Mouse trap bait.

Imagine the fun you could have with live rodents.

[klong toey]

Make a macaroni cheese.
Did you catch the posse.

[somtamslap]

Imagine the fun you could have with live rodents.

Old hat. The classic ' lure unsuspecting rodent into anus with plumbing pipe and cheese' scenario has been done to death. In this house anyway...

[Satonic]

Easy...

Send it to me.

[Marmite the Dog]

You should've nicked all the decent cheese and left that French shit there.

[Dillinger]

mmmmmmm .................cheesecake.........slobber

[somtamslap]

Must admit I'm not that bothered about the brie.

If it doesn't smell like the gents I'm not interested as far as French cheese goes.

[patsycat]

Melt it in cream and make a pasta sauce.

[nigelandjan]

If you cook a nice steak + mushrooms + onions + chips make a creamy blue cheese sauce to pour over it mate ,,, break up some blue over a spag boll delicious also break it over a salad very tasty

[November Rain]

If you cook a nice steak + mushrooms + onions + chips make a creamy blue cheese sauce to pour over it mate

Just what I was going to say.

[kingwilly]

I thought yiu actually eloped with the cheese,

Misleading thread title.

[somtamslap]

^ Sorry. I forgot to mention the part where I tied the knot with a lump of the cheddar contingent in Vegas...

[kingwilly]

Too late, you've already been soundly redded!

[Latindancer]

I hope no-one's feeling too delicate this morning.....



Eau de Stilton


File this one under "what the ?#*@ will they think of next?" The UK-based Stilton Cheese Makers Association is releasing a Stilton-scented perfume called Eau de Stilton, as part of a broader campaign to encourage people to eat more of this famous blue cheese.
The SCMA enlisted ID Aromatics to re-create "the earthy and fruity aroma of

• By curdnerd at 2006-05-11 17:31

Stilton Ice Cream

The Stilton Cheese Makers Association, along with the British ice cream company Churchfield's Farmhouse, have announced the production of a stilton-flavored ice cream. Stilton is a blue-veined cheese from the UK that is milder than Roquefort or Gorgonzola, but richer than other British blue cheeses. Double cream (48% butterfat) is added to the cheese to make the ice cream.

• By curdnerd at 2005-11-26 13:24

[DJ Pat]

Any Cornish blue amongst that haul of cheeses?