Pets.

**Captain Sensible** · 29-01-2006, 05:03 AM

To be honest George I am with Mrs George on the first pic. That is one good looking Parakeet(Au). Birds are good but why the fok do we keep em?
I am searching for a pic of Stanley, but while I do let me tell you that Stanley drank way too much. Serious now. I would go so far as to say that Stanley was out of control for a while there. I condoned it! That is the problem!
Stanley came from a good background although his mother was receiving benefit payments, it should be known. Not that I will be the one to tell ye.
That is no excuse of course and I make no apology for my part in Stanley's twisted saga.
I just call em as I see em. Our Stanley needs someone to give him a break.
I met a lot of ducks in my time and I got to tell ya that Stanley is on the up and up.

I actually followed him into the studios here tonight and I can confirm his waddle.

Stanley is proper fokking duck.

**Captain Sensible** · 29-01-2006, 05:08 AM

Rather than edit that last post, let me just say I am complete mook. Is that ok with everyone?

**Dougal** · 29-01-2006, 06:17 AM

^ I am glad that you added that second post - I was beginning to think it was me.

**Curious George** · 29-01-2006, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Stanley is proper fokking duck.

Was Stanley by any chance an Indian Runner?

**poolcleaner** · 29-01-2006, 10:43 AM

Pets have always been a favorite subject of mine..

pets

one of these curled up at the end of the bed or waiting for me to get home with my slippers in her mouth would be rather nice, don't you think MeMock?

**Texpat** · 30-01-2006, 06:18 AM

That looks like the female variety, quite a caboose.
"Roll over," is likely the first command taught.

**Captain Sensible** · 30-01-2006, 06:23 AM

She certainly has quite chilling eyebrows that lass. Where ever do you find them Pooly?

**Captain Sensible** · 30-01-2006, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by Curious George

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Stanley is proper fokking duck.

Was Stanley by any chance an Indian Runner?

I am not sure George mate. I had previously thought him to be Norwegian.

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-04-2006, 01:40 PM

I've gotten 'round to scanning some old pics.

Here's Fudge.

And here's Sophie again.

**DrAndy** · 07-04-2006, 01:51 PM

of the infamous "fudge packer" remark?

**reinvented** · 07-04-2006, 02:12 PM

I got two puppies a schnauzer called king kong (dont ask)
and a cocker called lucy who is just a sweetheart
my schnauzer does appear in this months maxim magazine, thai version, i kid you not

im a thick **** and i dont know how to post pics so if anybody can provide a guide to idiots i'd appreciate it

nice dogs macha by the way

**Marmite the Dog** · 07-04-2006, 02:33 PM

Look in the newbies section - how to do stuff on the board.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 07-04-2006, 03:46 PM

People who love dogs and hate cats are thick as shit.

**RandomChances** · 07-04-2006, 04:10 PM

I've got 7 dogs, one bitch is due to drop an other litter. It' sounds a lot but they all live around different parts of the farm. I dont really know what to do with the next lot though.

**baldrick** · 07-04-2006, 07:50 PM

lucky - mar sarm car

**machangezi** · 07-04-2006, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

I aint got a pet just now but I sought permission from the owner of these pets to post their pics. This one here is Bom.

Bom is a great wee doggy that kicks off with a lot of noise when you first turn up but he wants to get to know you straight away.

Now that Bom looks well focked and scared. I think he ain't getting proper food.

**benbaaa** · 07-04-2006, 10:20 PM

My two, when they were younger...

Likes: eating shoes, barking at tuk-tuks

Dislikes: the big dog with the nasty growl up the road

Favoutite colour: blue

**ChiangMai noon** · 07-04-2006, 10:27 PM

My new kittens that my cat had, even though the vet said she was too young to be spayed.

Anybody want one, they are ready to go to a good home.

And here are the other 3...

I'll throw the purple sofa in with the cats, if you take more than 2 of them. Will also deliver.

**Ice Maiden** · 08-04-2006, 12:34 PM

Aaawwww. They are adorable!

A man gave me a baby guinea pig the other day as a gift but I had to politely decline as my dogs would eat it for breakfast and I cant have any cats either. That sucks.

**attaboy** · 08-04-2006, 12:46 PM

The one kitten looks like Mr. T.

**Ice Maiden** · 08-04-2006, 12:48 PM

I adore the ginger one.

**Mhz** · 08-04-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

My new kittens that my cat had, even though the vet said she was too young to be spayed.

Anybody want one, they are ready to go to a good home.

And here are the other 3...

I'll throw the purple sofa in with the cats, if you take more than 2 of them. Will also deliver.

Cute CMN very cute but unfortunately the two evils (my dogs) dont like cats.

**machangezi** · 08-04-2006, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

My new kittens that my cat had, even though the vet said she was too young to be spayed.

Anybody want one, they are ready to go to a good home.

And here are the other 3...

I'll throw the purple sofa in with the cats, if you take more than 2 of them. Will also deliver.

Wowwww breakfast, lunch and dinner for those two naughty little devils.

*Only a joke mate they're very cute*

**ChiangMai noon** · 08-04-2006, 11:10 PM

They actually sleep in the same bed as my 2 dozy fucking retrievers.

Are you sure you don't want one Macha??

**machangezi** · 08-04-2006, 11:24 PM

I'd love to have one but as Mhz mentioned we've got two devlish dogs. I don't think they would accept.

*Back home I used to have nine cats*

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