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    Quote Originally Posted by Auroria View Post
    Maybe Zyklon B could be the solution.
    A final one, in a way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Not as deadly as this dude, which literally eats baby king cobras for breakfast and has huge venom glands that can be up to a third of the length of its body.
    Apart from that, it's very beautiful.

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    Unlike other snakes of the family Elapidae, its venom does not contain a neurotoxin. The toxic element is a cytotoxin that leads to the destruction of muscle tissue. Phosphodiesterases promote the release of adenosine, which causes hypotension, inflammation, and neurotransmitter blockade in prey items and other bite victims.

    How much do Jack Russels cost CJ?

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    That would make such a beautiful belt.

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    It's probably thinking the same about you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    How much do Jack Russels cost CJ?
    No idea. We adopted ours as pups from an elderly bloke in BKK who had too many.
    Got them trucked up here and haven't looked back. Brilliant dogs once they've been taught to stay away from neighbours chooks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    How much do Jack Russels cost CJ?
    No idea. We adopted ours as pups from an elderly bloke in BKK who had too many.
    Got them trucked up here and haven't looked back. Brilliant dogs once they've been taught to stay away from neighbours chooks.
    Jack Russels are great dogs, used to be around them a lot back in Virginia. Super enthusiatic animals there are.
    Just sometimes too enthusiastic, they often crawl down the wrong hole, get stuck and die.

    They were bred to flush the fox from thier holes.

    The fox hunter on horseback would often carry a Jack Russel along in a back pouch.

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    Well the snakes had a surprise for the workers today,time i got there most of the stuff was cleared out.

    asked if there were any snakes,no was the answer, how about Rats no they answered,bit surprised as the last time i went in few months ago, the rats had a cosy home.

    Couple of hours later i had a little look inside, and saw a snake skin under some roofing gear.

    said to wife to keep the plastic piping and get them to bring back for us.

    They loaded the piping and whatever else they were salvaging and driving back and a snake decided to come out of the piping,never seen it myself but seems it caused a bit of a drama in the back of the pick up.

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    No ... that's a typical Russian Tourist in Jomtien.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auroria View Post
    It's probably thinking the same about you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    carry a Jack Russel along in a back pouch.
    Maybe this could be format of the final showdown between you and Ant : Jack Russels at 10 paces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Well the snakes had a surprise for the workers today,.....

    They loaded the piping and whatever else they were salvaging and driving back and a snake decided to come out of the piping,never seen it myself but seems it caused a bit of a drama in the back of the pick up.
    Snakes love crawling into pipes.

    When shifting irrigation pipes on the tobacco farm in Qld Oz, we'd know there was a snake in one by picking the pipe up at its mid point and seeing if it'd tip in one direction or another, a decided lurch one way meant snake, drop the pipe, block the lighter end with a shovel and bang along the pipe to chase the snake out the other end, then wack it. Job done.

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    When I heard I thought surely they'd realise my the weight of the pipe.

    Rats love pipes as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    When I heard I thought surely they'd realise my the weight of the pipe.

    Rats love pipes as well.
    They sure do, and long gum-boots!

    A couple of rats raced off into a cupboard and hid in a gumboot lying flat, spotted as they twitched when the cupboard door opened, so......

    Step 1......left foot on gumboot top (sealing off escape).

    Step 2.....grab handy baseball/cricket bat/golf club in right hand (or both hands).

    Step 3.....wack the shite out of those wriggly lumps in the boot.

    Step 4.....empty boot into disposable plastic bag/compost bucket/burial chamber/incinerator, wash it out with warm soapy water then disinfect and dry.

    Same goes for snakes in the gumboot...

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    Thread Date Posted By Comment Best way to flush out... 06-11-2016 11:04 AM Latindancer If only we could do this to you ! Ahahahha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    When I heard I thought surely they'd realise my the weight of the pipe.

    Rats love pipes as well.
    They sure do, and long gum-boots!

    A couple of rats raced off into a cupboard and hid in a gumboot lying flat, spotted as they twitched when the cupboard door opened, so......

    Step 1......left foot on gumboot top (sealing off escape).

    Step 2.....grab handy baseball/cricket bat/golf club in right hand (or both hands).

    Step 3.....wack the shite out of those wriggly lumps in the boot.

    Step 4.....empty boot into disposable plastic bag/compost bucket/burial chamber/incinerator, wash it out with warm soapy water then disinfect and dry.

    Same goes for snakes in the gumboot...
    Full marks for that, years ago working on the farm and moving hessian sacks of milled corn a Jack Russell would poke his nose in between the sacks before I lifted the sack,his body language would tell me if he smelt one hiding, pull sack away and rat would be had by dog. I hated the rats, destructive vermin would eat holes through the sacks, then one sack had pink baby rats inside the hole, closed the hole by holding hole closed with hand, then moved sack onto concrete floor, jump up and down on nest.
    Well the little pink shits would only have grown into nasty vermin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    Well the little pink shits would only have grown into nasty vermin.
    Hitler used to say something similar

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    Well the little pink shits would only have grown into nasty vermin.
    Hitler used to say something similar
    Well the little pink shits would only have grown into nasty vermin.

    Taking into account this extermination scene happened in the year 1975 , those approximately 6 pink things, would have soon been big fat corn fed adults who would have fkn bred another hundred in 6 months and those hundred would multiply until 2016 , how many rats would have come from that 6 scum eating corn that was going into cattle feed, billions, billions more, that's how many, and one of those ancestors of those pink shits living today could bite your foot.

    As for Hitler he know doubt would have supported Me for doing the right thing, what Hitler wouldn't have abided by, would have been Me feeding the pink shits to school children for breakfast before going to school.

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    Here's a really quite exciting snake escape video.

    http://www.reddit.com/r/television/c...anet_earth_ii/

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