My lychee tree

**somtamslap** · 02-02-2014, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Somchai: 1 Foreigner: 0.

The bugger flogged me a glorified weed.

**Bettyboo** · 02-02-2014, 06:42 PM

That's what the actress said to the vicar...

**Necron99** · 02-02-2014, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Somchai: 1 Foreigner: 0.

The bugger flogged me a glorified weed.

You, you farang no unnerstand Thai fruit....

**klong toey** · 02-02-2014, 06:54 PM

My first thought was that it was a coffee tree.

**charleyboy** · 02-02-2014, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

out there on the allotment.

Percy Thrower.

**wasabi** · 02-02-2014, 11:39 PM

It looks like a cherry tree.

**somtamslap** · 03-02-2014, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by wasabi

It looks like a cherry tree.

The insides are full of little pips. Samples are currently en route to the local horticultural research centre. I kid thee not.

**wasabi** · 04-02-2014, 01:46 AM

Patent it quick.

**poorfalang** · 04-02-2014, 08:53 AM

not just a slapper, but also stupid,
fuck me is that the best Britain has to offer?

**baldrick** · 04-02-2014, 09:05 AM

**Kurgen** · 04-02-2014, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I'm off down the garden centre to bugger someone, anyone, with a rake.

Handle first?

**patsycat** · 04-02-2014, 09:44 AM

Spikey bits first.

**Dillinger** · 04-02-2014, 09:59 AM

Come and have a look at what you could have won

**somtamslap** · 04-02-2014, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

is this your weed ?

Not so, Balders.

I'll know what they are later today hopefully.

**barrylad66** · 04-02-2014, 01:16 PM

^^

**baldrick** · 04-02-2014, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Come and have a look at what you could have won

did you shave them ? like an aspiring porn star

**poorfalang** · 04-02-2014, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

did you shave them ? like an aspiring cock star

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