^ shit out loud, that is funny. Can we have a description, too?
^ shit out loud, that is funny. Can we have a description, too?
And some woman will bitch because he didn’t put the seat up...
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Heh...
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Only to get him on his knees. It was the punch to the nose that incapacitated him...i.e., if it's for real. I'm not exactly convinced. Why does he set the mobile down so carefully? You know, first responders do a lot of simulated exercises. Booners, what's the source?Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
“The Master said, At fifty, I knew what were the biddings of Heaven. At sixty, I heard them with docile ear. At seventy, I could follow the dictates of my own heart; for what I desired no longer overstepped the boundaries of right.”
^It's the kick in the nuts that did all the work.
Mondays, they're like that...
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Never get between a girl and her cellphone.![]()
And so is this one...Originally Posted by panama hat
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So, which do you prefer? ...
Just look at this dumbass, walking around like an obese elf from the trailer park who’s elaborate heist involves throwing a rock at the window and then tripping over a parking block. SMH.
Not only does the perp bite off more than he can chew with the guard dog, but the clerk boosts the dog over the counter for a second round of K9 carnage.
Aww, nothing ruins a Friday like busting your ass in the parking lot and spilling all your stolen beer.
My personal favorite...
And two more...
First rule of convenience store robbery, know how to put on your ski mask.
Whacko!!!
^ OH!...And it's all completely plagiarized...![]()
And they say romance is dead…..
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“Sorry, Agnes. You were the only spot open.”
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Whew. Scared me for a second.
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That's what's called a Gunt.
^ ^ It's still scary and now I'm blind.
^ I'm not blind b/c I don't get it. Goodbye.
^^^I'd rather hold screwdrivers in front of my eyes and throw myself headfirst down a fucking stairwell than look at that again.![]()
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