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when I'm feeling a bit sad I just look back at the poster made for a mini-marathon in Udonthani and everything is OK with the world.
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^^ I grow old...I grow old...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled...
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I'll be using that elsewhere!
MK, so sorry I cannot green you right now, those are so FUNNY.
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Too late to do anything BUTT to LEAVE. SO dammmm funny. He'll never live it down. 555
Found this yesterday. Sad but the comments are hilarious.
Robot Security Guard "Commits Suicide" In Mall Fountain | Zero Hedge
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lets see how long before a fuctard introduces a bill on "robot lives matter"
Clinton's will stop at nothing. Robot was getting ready to sing like a bird.
Found double tapped with a solder gun to the CPU... and the hard disk wiped with a cloth or something.
The fact the robot committed suicide proves the scientists succeeded to create a robot with genuine mind gifted with rational thinking
He was the only white robot there and feel out of place. Took his own "life."
the robot has been stacking gold/silver since it was a simple circuit.
It got tired of holding out hope for the price to ever go up so it committed suicide
That was a Dalek exploding its circuits now that the 13th Doctor is going to be a woman.
He dindu nuffin.
He was turnin' his life around.
Goin' to robot church n sheeiitt.
Iffn we only had mo robot programz he mite b aliv today.
Rayciss whitey done pushd im in da wadder n done killed im.
#notallrobots
#prayforK5
#robotlivesmatter
It was probably caught taking upskirt photos of 10 year old girls and ditched itself in water to destroy evidence.
Bet it was programed by Tesla.
It must have had contained sensitive information...
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he had just been accepted to medical school. his dream was to be a surgical robot when he grew up and got arms. only the good die young.
Was there a nail gun nearby or the robot's passport?
Did the robot work for Goldman sachs in the God department.
Maybe valium didnt work on the tin can and it couldn't smoke weed to feel better.
Maybe it was depressed as caitlynn Jenner refused it a date.
Maybe cnn has a robot psychologist expert to clue us in on this tragedy.
Will it go to robot heaven or he'll?
Found out that Wall-E was banging his girlfriend Eve in the Apple store server room.
Apparently fell into the slough of dis pond.
Did it leave any note? A last readout maybe?
Any sign of peculiar behavior beforehand? For example: mechanical, repetitive actions, an expressionless face, or dark musings on the apparent circuitousness of electronic half-life.
My condolences to the motherboard.
R.I.P. (Rust In Place)
I blame Radio Shack. What used to be same day repairs has morphed into waiting for parts to be delivered from some Chinese site.
Probably found the 30,000 Clinton emails - anyone find two bullet holes in the back of the head from suicide.
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^ 555...Good one...Wonder which member lives there...
For Brits of a certain age..
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