Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

[Kurgen]

looks like she pissed herself before settling down for a good nights sleep

Nice arse tho

[FarangRed]

looks like she pissed herself before settling down for a good nights sleep

Nice arse tho

Fancy not putting your knickers back on, my mother would have gone of her head, going around with no underwear on, slapper

[FarangRed]

Farang living in Rawai
Alcowol level tolerance, fuking zero
Thats me bye the way.

Well I did something tonight I've not done for years.
Went to Patong what a fuking shit hole.

I hired the minivan coz I'm not driving and a bunch of Buriram monkeys, rite you go shopping I'm going to the Irish bar see you later, you know where I am.

3 pints of Tiger and the wife comes in and slaps me on the back of the head, are you behaving? well I'm still on this side of the bar love.

1 more pint, it's alright this place I like it but I start to think about all the Irish jokes we used to know.

Get this, I'm ordering pints no problem 149 baht, rite I know I'm an Irish bar but I order one more half the girl says to me half's are only 70 baht, so 2 half's are 140 baht.....? yes she says, so why is a pint 149 baht? ok lets not even go there I'm enjoying me self.

Here's Irish joke but turn in to a Thai joke,


Thai guy goes onto a building site for job, the foreman says can you make tea? yes he say's

Can you drive a stacker truck?

Why how bigs the fuking teapot

[robuzo]

Farang living in Rawai
Alcowol level tolerance, fuking zero
Thats me bye the way.

So, that's you in the photo? Or did you take it?

[Boon Mee]

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honey moon hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.

[Boon Mee]

Ménage à trois in the Bush have a certain permanence

[Boon Mee]

Crocheted Tampon Holster
(That's Kro-shayed - Not Crotch)

[alwarner]

Looks like the middle one has already been crotcheted.

[Cujo]

Butterfly's old school.

[Cujo]

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[Bettyboo]

^ point 4 is very important; I might go with that, just need to ask the missus (I'll sell it as a live-in maid service...).

What you ask for:



What you get:

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[Boon Mee]

It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas!

[TizMe]

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[Cujo]

[Gallowspole]

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