Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

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Candela ?

Cube On

[Joe 90]

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[Slimmer]

It was not a translation error, the American prosecutor mistakenly said that Hess was second in command after Hitler and Göring third.
This caused Göring to wildly protest and loudly state: "Ich war der Zweite!" ("I was the second!")
Göring was well known for his pathological vanity, that´s why they are all laughing. Even when it´s clear that being recognized as second in command would not be beneficial, he couldn´t suppress his narcism

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James Hetfield and Robert Trujillo, of Metallica.

[Edmond]

James Hetfield and Robert Trujillo, of Metallica.

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[Bonecollector]

Congratulations to Jamie Vardy and Leicester on their promotion back to the Premier League!

Absolute legend

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WHAT is LLAP-GOCH ?

It is an ANCIENT Welsh ART based on a BRILLIANTLY simple I-D-E-A, which is a SECRET. The best form of DEFENCE is ATTACK (Clausewitz) and the most VITAL element of ATTACK is SURPRISE (Oscar HAMMERstein). Therefore, the BEST way to protect yourself AGAINST any ASSAILANT is to ATTACK him before he attacks YOU... Or BETTER... BEFORE the THOUGHT of doing so has EVEN OCCURRED TO HIM!!! SO YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RENDER YOUR ASSAILANT UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE he is EVEN aware of your very existence! No longer need you feel WEAK, helpless, INDECISIVE, NOT fascinating and ASHAMED of your genital dimensions. No more need you be out-manoeuvred in political debate!! GOOD BYE HUMILIATION, wisecracking bullies, Karate experts, boxing champions, sarcastic vicars, traffic wardens; entire panzer divisions will melt to pulp as you master every situation without INADEQUACY. PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES. You will no longer look pitiful and spotty to your GIRL FRIENDS when you leave some unsuspecting passer-by looking like four tins of cat food! They will admire your MASTERY and DECISIVENESS and LACK OF INADEQUACY and will almost certainly let you put your HAND inside their BLOUSE out of sheer ADMIRATION. And after seeing more of your expert disabling they'll almost definitely go to bed with you, although obviously we can't ABSOLUTELY guarantee this, still it's extremely likely and would make learning LLAP-GOCH really worthwhile although legally we can't PROMISE anything.

O.K. Honourable Master, I accept your daring, hair-raising, mind-boggling, blood-curdling, no-risk, half-price, free-trial offer to reveal the secrets of LLAP-GOCH in a plain wrapper at once. Yes Master, I never again want to be 'Weak In The Knees' and 'Chicken Out' and 'Wet My Pants' when insulted and attacked.

I agree never to abuse the principles of LLAP-GOCH or consult a lawyer.
I am over 4.
I have an extra Y chromosome.
Bill me later. I understand that if I am not completely satisfied I have been had.
Name:
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Please also enroll me under your special Car Insurance Scheme. I understand that I do not have to sign anything to make this completely binding to me.