Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

[reddog]

^
It is to make dopey drivers wake up a bit and concentrate.
People just get white line fever.

[Mendip]

Even the French and English could meet head on under the English channel 30 years ago. And Mendy was part of that crew.

That was during my pre- Ya Dong years.

[Edmond]

You wouldn't fit nowadays.

[dirk diggler]

[PlanK]

Lest we forget...

[PlanK]

[PlanK]

Backsimp... Is that you?

[Joe 90]

Check this headfook out..

[Molle]

^ How amusing, never before have I smiled so much

[reddog]

^^
Bit of useless trivia, when I close my right eye is see her face on, then left
closed get her profile, should I be worried and have a Guinness.

[panama hat]

have a Guinness.

Yes to all questions.

[nora tittoff]

[tomcat]

Points to Ponder

1.When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

2.To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

3. When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

3.Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”

4.Cop: “Please step out of the car”
Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”

5. I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

6. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

7. If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

8. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

9. Age 70 might be the new 50, but 9:00 is the new midnight.

10. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

11. I run like the winded.

12. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

13. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”

14. I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

15. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

16. I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

17. When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”

18. It’s the start of a brand-new day, and I’m off like a bride's drawers.

19. Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.

20. That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.

[TizMe]

[thailazer]

[panama hat]

Goodness gracious . . .

[PlanK]

[PlanK]

[PlanK]

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

[PlanK]

[PlanK]

[PlanK]

[prawnograph]

Pattaya bar stool conversation starter kit

[PAG]