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Funeral for Bosnian war victims found in mass grave
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Bosnian Muslims pray during a mass funeral in the town of Bratunac on Thursday. The remains of 16 Bosnian Muslims, killed by Serb forces during the country's 1992-95 war, were exhumed from the Redzici, Hrncici, Podcaus and Kamenica mass graves near Bratunac and buried on Thursday.
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Soccer legend Diego Maradona took to the field Wednesday to captain a team of retired superstars in a ceremonial match to mark the opening of a new stadium in Chechnya.
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The 50-year-old Argentine icon was joined by Luis Figo, Steve McManaman, Franco Baresi and other former stars of the game. But they were all outshone by Ramzan Kadyrov, the feared political leader of the volatile Russian republic, who scored a hat-trick at the stadium dedicated to his father and predecessor, who was assassinated in 2004.
The hosts won 5-2 in an often comical match that featured out-of-shape players and sportingly inept officials. The thousands of local fans who turned out in the rain were treated to one moment of Maradona magic, however, when the 1986 World Cup winner knocked in a free kick from the edge of the penalty area.
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Glass windows are being installed on upper floors of One World Trade Center in New York on May 10. The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey scrapped a plan to cover the concrete base of a World Trade Center tower with 2,000 clear prismatic glass panels due to technical problems.
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Cannes 2011, day two
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Angelina Jolie and Jack Black wave to some friends who have turned up to see them flog Kung Fu Panda 2
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British director Lynne Ramsay impressed critics with We Need to Talk About Kevin
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Ramsay's leading man, John C Reilly, looks very dapper
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There appears to have been some contractual tie-in with a straw hat manufacturer
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Argentinian director Pablo Trapero and French actor Elsa Zylberstein, patrons of the Les Cinemas du Monde pavilion, would not let any hat man's cash come between them and their shades
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Is it coat weather or not? President of the Un Certain Regard jury, Emir Kusturica, just can't decide
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Dustin Hoffman highlights his humility with that taking pictures of the crowd thing. Unless he's taking one of himself with the crowd behind him. Different story
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Tilda Swinton cuddles up with We Need to Talk About Kevin co-writer Rory Stewart Kinnear
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Kevin star Ezra Miller taunts the straw hat seller with his stubborn individualism
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Sleeping Beauty star Emily Browning remains wide awake
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Liverpool's managers
Following Kenny Dalglish's appointment as permanent Liverpool manager, take a look at the men who have sat at the Anfield helm
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Roy Hodgson lasted just six months in his position as Liverpool manager, the shortest tenure in the club's 118-year history
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William Barclay and John McKenna 1892-96
When Everton left Anfield over a rent disagreement in 1892 local businessman John Houlding founded Liverpool and took Everton's first manager, William Barclay, with him. Barclay was officially the secretary-manager while John McKenna (front row, fifth left), an Irish former rugby player, carried out the role of coach-manager. The pair guided a side dubbed 'the team of Macs' (due to its strong Scottish contingent) to promotion from the second division to the first and proved much more able to work together than Gerard Houllier and Roy Evans during their short-lived managerial partnership over a century later
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Tom Watson 1896-1915
Newcastle-born, Tom Watson left Sunderland to join Liverpool and lead the club to their first two Division One titles and first ever FA Cup final in 1914. But any further success was curtailed as Watson died at the end of the following season at the relatively young age of 56
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David Ashworth 1919-22
The first world war meant there would be a four-year wait before the next permanent manager arrived at Anfield. Another Irishman, David Ashworth (second row, left) arrived at Liverpool from Stockport and guided the club to a third league title before making the surprise move of leaving the league champions for Oldham Athletic
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Matt McQueen 1923-28
When Ashworth suddenly and unexpectedly left Anfield for Oldham Liverpool turned to one of their directors and former players Matt McQueen as a means of maintaining continuity. The idea worked as the 60-year-old Scot led the Reds to back-to-back titles and stayed in the post for a further five years
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George Patterson 1928-36
A former player with local Merseyside amateur club Marine FC, George Patterson's eight-year spell as manager was somewhat uneventful. A fifth-place finish was his best achievement before the club slid into mid-table mediocrity before narrowly avoiding relegation in his final season in charge. Patterson retired due to ill-health, proving that managerial pressure was every bit as real in the days before the second world war
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George Kay 1936-51
Present-day Liverpool fans may be dismayed to know that a Mancunian was ever manager of their club but they have a lot to thank George Kay (back row, right) for, as it was he who brought the legendary Liverpool winger Billy Liddell to Anfield. In a career halted for six years by the second world war Kay managed to add a fifth league title to Liverpool's honours list
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Don Welsh 1951-56
Another Mancunian, Don Welsh was the first Liverpool manager in 50 years to suffer relegation. He survived being sacked in 1955 but after managing only an 11th-placed finish the following season and watching his side humiliated 9-1 by Birmingham in the process, his time at Anfield came to an end
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Phil Taylor 1956-59
A former Liverpool defender hailing from Bristol, Phil Taylor is the only manager of Liverpool never to have managed the club in the top flight. Unable to lift the team out of its malaise Taylor would manage Liverpool for only three years before a certain man from Glenbuck arrived at Anfield …
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Bill Shankly 1959-74
The saying goes among Liverpool supporters that no player or manager is bigger than the football club, but Bill Shankly is … almost. Charismatic, of the people and with a footballing ethos that became known as the 'Liverpool Way' he turned the meek into the mighty and dragged a stagnant club out of the dusty doldrums of England's second tier into Europe's elite. A Division Two title, three First Division titles, two FA Cups and one Uefa Cup stand alongside a semi-final defeat to Internazionale in the European Cup which Shankly always maintained was the work of malevolent forces, or “cheats” in his parlance. His resignation in 1974 was met with widespread shock, but the man from Glenbuck had laid the foundations upon which British football's most successful club would be built
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Bob Paisley 1974-83
If Shankly laid the foundations, the humble man from Durham built an empire upon them. Six league titles, three European Cups, one Uefa Cup and a European Super Cup in nine seasons is a record likely never to be surpassed. Although, a feat arguably as great as any of the trophies he won, was to replace the European Footballer of the Year, Kevin Keegan, with Kenny Dalglish, voted by Liverpool supporters as the finest Liverpool player to ever grace Anfield. Paisley's promotion from coach to manager began a bootroom tradition that would last 25 years
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Joe Fagan 1983-85
Liverpool-born, Joe Fagan worked diligently behind the scenes at Anfield. His succession to Liverpool manager made sense having been steeped in the coaching methods of both Shankly and Paisley. Fagan's two-year spell as manager included a 15th league title, a fourth European Cup and fourth League Cup. He was also the manager responsible for bringing cult hero Jan Molby to Anfield as well as being in charge of Liverpool during the 1985 European Cup final at Heysel. In the aftermath of the match, which was marred by horrendous crowd violence and the needless deaths of Juventus supporters, Fagan resigned his position
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Kenny Dalglish 1985-91
They say great players don't make great managers, but Kenny Dalglish disproved this theory. He assumed control as player/manager in the difficult period after Heysel and achieved the unthinkable: scoring the winning goal to seal a 16th title at Stamford Bridge before guiding the club to its only double by claiming the FA Cup against Everton. Dalglish rebuilt a side with star signings like Peter Beardsley and John Barnes lauded for its attacking intent and European-style possession play. A further two league titles and one FA Cup followed before the emotionally-damaging effects of the Hillsborough disaster, in which 96 Liverpool fans died in the FA Cup semi-final against Nottingham Forest in 1989, took their toll. Dalglish resigned in February 1991. Despite being overlooked for the job of succeeding Rafael Benítez, Dalglish is still considered King of the Kop by fans and remains the most recent manager to have won a league title
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Graeme Souness 1991-94
Another Scot, Graeme Souness was brought in after a successful spell as player/manager at Rangers. While some Liverpool supporters expressed concern that veering away from the bootroom tradition may be unwise, many expected the exceptionally talented and combative midfielder at Anfield during Bob Paisley's tenure, to continue the club's success. But after inheriting an ageing squad, Souness spent badly. Players such as Paul Stewart, Mark Walters and Nigel Clough never lived up to expectations – and barring an FA Cup win in 1992 – the club's fortunes plummeted, with two sixth-placed finishes and an FA Cup defeat to Bristol City sealing his fate. Souness also angered fans by choosing The Sun newspaper, widely reviled on Merseyside after its reporting of the Hillsborough disaster, to tell his story of his battle back to good health after heart surgery. He left the club in 1994
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Roy Evans 1994-98
Born in nearby Bootle, Roy Evans inherited an unenviable job when he took over from Graeme Souness. But by nurturing some exceptional young players like Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler and Jamie Redknapp, Evans won the League Cup in 1995 and got Liverpool playing a more attractive-style of football. The team, with the addition of the mercurial talent Stan Collymore in attack, challenged for the title in both 1996 and 97, but ultimately fell short. A lax approach to training and discipline at Anfield earned Evans's talented team the tag of 'Spice Boys.' A fourth-place finish in 98 prompted the board, always reluctant to sack managers, to bring in Gerard Houllier as joint manager …
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Gerard Houllier/Roy Evans 1998
… a decision that was doomed. A run of poor results and rumours of disagreements about team selection led, inevitably, to Evans's departure in November 1998 only four months into the season
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Gerard Houllier 1998-2004
The Frenchman, who was credited with overhauling the youth development system in France which produced the World Cup-winning squad of 1998, immediately got to business in his first solo season at Anfield. Melding shrewd buys such as Sami Hyypia, Steve Finnan, Dietmar Hamann, Gary McAllister and Emile Heskey with homegrown talents like Steven Gerrard and Michael Owen led to an improvement in form and a treble trophy-winning season in 2001, when the club won the Uefa Cup, FA Cup, and League Cup as well as finishing third in the league. Expectations were understandably raised, but a dire crop of expensive buys including El Hadji Diouf, Bruno Cheyrou and Salif Diao did not take the club forwards, and after finishing fourth in 2004, the club and Houllier parted ways
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Rafael Benítez 2004-10
The Spaniard was brought in with high expectations of being the man able to end the long wait for a league title after twice guiding Valencia to La Liga titles. But it was to be in the Champions League where Benítez was most adept. Winning Liverpool's fifth European Cup in his first season earned him the status of deity. An FA Cup in 2006 was followed by a 2007 Champions League final appearance, in which the Reds were beaten by Milan. But the 2007 purchase of the club by Gillet and Hicks led to squabbling over transfer funds, & while Benítez spent money wisely on the likes of Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso and Pepe Reina, he also squandered cash on players like Alberto Aquilani, Craig Bellamy and Jermaine Pennant. Constant top five League finishes and a title challenge in 2009 showed progress, before the sale of Xabi Alonso and boardroom unrest coincided with a seventh-placed finish last season and his departure 'by mutual consent'
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Roy Hodgson 2010-2011
The 63-year old's career has spanned many continents, including spells at Blackburn Rovers and Fulham. He arrived at Anfield with the task of holding on to stellar names such as Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard and the aim of reclaiming the club's top-four status. He lasted just six months before leaving Anfield by 'mutual consent'
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Potential Record Flooding for Mississippi River
Renia Myles and her son Chip paddle to a neighbor's home in Vicksburg, Mississippi. Thanks to heavy rains, the Mississippi River at Vicksburg is expected to crest at a record 58.5 feet.
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NATO Raid Accidentally Kills Afghan Girl, Policeman
Burqa-clad Afghan women make their way in the old part of the city in Kabul. NATO has issued a statement that they mistakenly killed a girl and a policeman during a raid in eastern Afghanistan.
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Alabama Tornado Death Count at 238
Two people were in this closet that is all that remains of a home in Pleasant Grove, Alabama. They survived. 238 people died in Alabama during the tornados two weeks ago.
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No Return for Ugandan Opposition Leader
Uganda's opposition leader Kizza Besigye leaves Jomo Kenyatta International Airport in Nairobi, after he was blocked from returning to Uganda. He went to Kenya to get treatment after an assault by the police.
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Drug May Protect Sex Partners from HIV Virus
A study conducted in nine countries has found that people with HIV can reduce the risk of infecting sex partners by over 90 percent if they take antiretroviral drugs while their immune systems are still healthy.
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Ugandan Opposition Leader Returns Home
Police officers kick and beat a supporter of Ugandan opposition leader Kizza Besigye as they disperse a rally to welcome Besigye back from Kenya. Ugandan authorities had initially blocked his return.
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Don't Move
Villagers squat as an Afghanistan National Army soldier stands guard behind them while Marines search an abandoned compound belonging to an improvised explosive device maker in Sistani, Afghanistan.
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Billy Graham Hospitalized
Evangelist Billy Graham remains in the hospital after being admitted to receive treatment for pneumonia. He is 92-years-old. Pictured: Graham at his home in Asheville, North Carolina in 2006.
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Horrifying Rape Statistics for Congo
The American Journal of Public Health reports 400,000 rapes annually in the Democratic Republic of Congo, 26 times higher than the UN figure. Pictured: A protest against Congo's President in Brussels on February 19, 2011.
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Withstanding the Sand
A child is seen during a sandstorm in Harbin in China's Heilongjiang Province.
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Praying for Their Children
Parents pray for their missing children at the Okawa elementary school in Ishinomaki, Japan. Many of the students were killed or are still missing in the aftermath of the March 11 earthquake and tsunami.
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Anti-government protesters lie on the ground at a makeshift hospital after being affected by tear gas during clashes with police in Sanaa May 11, 2011.
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A barrel warns of a closed levee near a rising Mississippi River in Gillett, Arkansas, May 11, 2011.
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Rebel fighters train in the Libyan town of Kabaw in the Western Mountain region, southwest of the capital Tripoli, May 11, 2011.
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The body of deceased Shailendra Kumar Upadhyaya, 82, is seen at Tribhuvan International Airport after it was brought back from Everest base camp May 11, 2011. Upadhyaya, who was attempting in April to break the Guinness World Record of the oldest man to scale Mount Everest, died while returning from the first camp after he fell sick, according to local media reports on May 9, 2011. The record is currently held by Min Bahadur Sherchan, who climbed the mountain at the age of 76 on May 25, 2008.
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A man inside a giant puppet takes part in the "Parade of the giants and the big heads" during San Isidro festivities in Madrid May 11, 2011.
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Civilians, who have volunteered to join the rebel army, take part in training in Benghazi May 11, 2011.
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Potters Bar crash: Network Rail fined £3m
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Pat and Anne Smith who lost their mother Agnes Quinlivan in the crash said "We've waited nine years to hear sorry"
Network Rail has been fined £3m for safety failings over the Potters Bar train crash, which killed seven people.
The rail infrastructure company had admitted breaching safety regulations over the accident in May 2002.
Faulty points were to blame for the crash, in which a London to King's Lynn service operated by WAGN derailed near Potters Bar station, in Hertfordshire.
After the hearing, Network Rail, whose fine effectively comes from the public purse, said it was "truly sorry".
Six passengers and a pedestrian walking near the station were killed when the train derailed.
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Sienna Miller awarded £100,000 over phone hacking
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Sienna Miller is set to accept £100,000 in damages from the News of the World, after the paper admitted liability over the hacking of the actress's phone.
The newspaper will make a full disclosure in private to her legal team to show the extent of all wrongdoing.
Lawyers for Ms Miller said there had been a full admission of liability and that she had been vindicated.
Following a two-day hearing at the High Court, Mr Justice Voss indicated he would give his full judgment next week.
The News of the World said in a statement: "We are pleased that we have managed to bring this case to a satisfactory conclusion.
Request from little me to the NoW - Please hack my phone, do it soon!! :)
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Grieving Spain mourns Lorca earthquake victims
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Crown Prince Felipe consoles the bereaved before the funeral Mass in Lorca
The earthquake-stricken Spanish town of Lorca has held a funeral Mass for victims of Wednesday's disaster.
Nine people were killed when a magnitude-5.1 quake struck the town, just two hours after one measuring 4.4.
Spanish PM Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero and Crown Prince Felipe and his wife were among hundreds attending the Mass in a large hangar-like structure.
Thousands of buildings in the historic town have been damaged or destroyed and many residents have left.
Mayor Francisco Jodar said 80% of buildings in Lorca - a town of 93,000 - suffered some damage.
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Tenerife: British woman murdered in Canaries attack
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A British woman has been murdered in a shop in Spain's Canary Islands, officials say.
Spanish media said a homeless Bulgarian man had been arrested in the town of Los Cristianos.
Witnesses told reporters that a man entered a Chinese supermarket in a shopping centre and stabbed the 62-year-old woman to death. He then left and was tackled by a security guard.
A local official said the man appeared to choose his victim at random.
Officials in Tenerife identified the victim as a 62-year-old British woman.
Spanish media quoted police sources as saying that the suspect had a police record.
Witnesses said the man entered the Chinese supermarket in Valdes Shopping Centre in Los Critianos and without saying a word attacked the woman.
A Tenerife government spokeswoman said the man stole a knife from the supermarket before attacking the woman, Associated Press news agency reported.
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Egypt: Suzanne Mubarak detained in corruption probe
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The wife of ousted Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has been detained for 15 days pending further investigations into corruption allegations, the state news agency reports.
Suzanne Mubarak will be held in a Cairo prison, Egypt's Mena news agency says.
Mrs Mubarak, 70, and her husband have been questioned over allegations of "illegal acquisition of wealth".
The former president, who held power for 30 years, stepped down in February after weeks of protests.
He has since been detained by Egypt's Illicit Gains Authority, on charges he abused his position to illegally acquire wealth. He is also accused of involvement in the killings of anti-regime protesters.
The 83-year-old is currently under arrest in a hospital in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, after suffering heart problems. His detention was extended by 15 days early on Friday morning.
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Osama Bin Laden's family tree
Since the US raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan on 2 May, three of his wives and an unspecified number of his children have been detained by Pakistani authorities. This graphic highlights some details about the complex family network and its suspected links with al-Qaeda.
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As Osama Bin Laden spent years on the run, it appears he kept his family close to him.
Although separated and divorced from two wives, three others were living with him in the Abbotabad compound where he died.
Amal al-Sadah was reportedly shot in the leg as she rushed at US special forces who stormed her bedroom. Pakistani authorities are now holding Amal al-Sadah, as well as Bin Laden's two other wives, Khairiah Sabar, and Siham Sabar, and a number of their children.
Bin Laden's fourth son, Omar, has repeatedly distanced himself from his father's ideology and married a British woman in 2006.
But two of Bin Laden's other sons, Saad and Hamza, are believed to be following in their father's footsteps as al-Qaeda operatives. Both their whereabouts are unknown.
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India: Mamata Banerjee routs communists in West Bengal
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The world's longest-serving democratically-elected communist government has lost elections in the Indian state of West Bengal.
The communists - in power since 1977 but now blamed for the state's economic decline - have conceded defeat.
Mamata Banerjee's Trinamool Congress (TMC) is on course to win a landslide.
In Tamil Nadu, a key ally of the governing Congress party has also been defeated following allegations of corruption which have rocked India.
Vote counting is also taking place in two other states and the union territory of Pondicherry.
The communists are facing a stiff challenge in the southern state of Kerala. In Assam in the north-east the Congress party looks set to be returned with a large majority.
Correspondents say the results again prove that the focus has shifted to regional parties in Indian politics. The elections also provide a distraction from corruption scandals which have dogged the government for months
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Afghanistan: 'Policeman' kills two Nato soldiers
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Two Nato soldiers have been shot dead by a man dressed as a policeman in the country's south, officials say.
The shooting was the latest in a spate of incidents involving gunmen in security uniforms targeting Nato forces.
The deadliest such attack was last month when a veteran Afghan military pilot killed eight US soldiers and a civilian contractor at Kabul airport.
The Taliban said the gunman was working for them.
Nato is due to begin transferring power to local Afghan forces in July
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BBC radio's Nicky Campbell chases intruder in the nude
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BBC presenter Nicky Campbell has revealed how he chased an intruder from his south London home while naked.
The Radio 5 live host was alerted by his dog on Friday morning and gave chase after he spotted a man in his garden trying to steal his bike.
Mr Campbell told listeners the man escaped empty-handed after he sped from his house.
The broadcaster said he was so "pumped up" by what was happening that he just wanted to "get him".
Mr Campbell and his wife Tina were alerted by their dog Maxwell barking at 0510 BST.
At first, they assumed the pet had been disturbed by the noise of foxes, but he went to check.
Mr Campbell, 50, said: "I went and had a look and I got up on the loo and looked out of the window, and there was a bloke in the garden trying to steal my bike.
"So I bashed on the window - I was stark naked. He looked up - he was a white guy mid 20s - and I raced downstairs and adrenaline completely took over.