My post-lockdown commute back to work

[Saint Willy]

Can't imagine being on my death bed wondering what it would have been like to do things like that, and often!

I make my own fun.

[Headworx]

I make my own fun.

Keep an eye out for the gardener then!

[Saint Willy]

I had a threesome once, too many arms and legs and elbows in the way.

[David48atTD]

The fuck is wrong with you people? This isn't a rehearsal you know, next thing you'll be saying you've never had a threesome while off your dial on a cocktail of alchohol, charlie, and viagra.

I know it's a wind up, but Mendip is out plodding the darkened Sois of Bangkok and I'm bored.

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So ... never had a desire to use 'charlie' and never needed Viagra.

What is the stuff they use in Thailand? One is Sidegra, what are the other ones called?

I remember Luigi writing that he used to take half a tab sometimes.

[Shutree]

Good morning Mendip.
Welcome back to the world and take care out there.

[Stumpy]

The fuck is wrong with you people? This isn't a rehearsal you know, next thing you'll be saying you've never had a threesome while off your dial on a cocktail of alchohol, charlie, and viagra. Can't imagine being on my death bed wondering what it would have been like to do things like that, and often!

Well to be honest, its just sex and I had loads of crazy times in college and at beach parties so its not like I need to go ring one out in Thailand. I can say though I will never be sitting on my death bed thinking I missed out by not having paid for a soapie when I have bathed with plenty of girls for free. . And I have zero need for Viagra or "give me a boner" medicine.

Buts its all good, I get it. I mean if one dressed like Mendy did, its likely he has to pay for it...

[nidhogg]

I know it's a wind up, but Mendip is out plodding the darkened Sois of Bangkok and I'm bored.

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So ... never had a desire to use 'charlie' and never needed Viagra.

What is the stuff they use in Thailand? One is Sidegra, what are the other ones called?

I remember Luigi writing that he used to take half a tab sometimes.

You mean sildenafil? Think that is just generic viagra.

The other popular one here is kamagra, but think that is normally in liquid form.

Personally, never tried viagra. Did split a sachet of kamagra with a girl once, but did not enjoy the experience, so never again.

[Saint Willy]

I mean if one dressed like Mendy did, its likely he has to pay for it..

Harsh, but probaly true.

[Stumpy]

Harsh, but probaly true.

It was, but I posted it with all kindness intended. .

[aging one]

Mendip will be sitting on bar stool smiling like a Cheshire cat..

[David48atTD]

The other popular one here is kamagra, but think that is normally in liquid form.

Yeh, thanks Niddy, that's one of them.

[Edmond]

He'll be 10kg lighter than this morning already.


On'ya Mendy.

[Dillinger]

Mendip will be sitting on bar stool smiling like a Cheshire cat..

He's most likely squealing like a Somerset Saddleback getting his stool pushed right in by a couple of ladyblokes off Lulu's craigslist , the hairy deviant sandal and loud shirt wearing fukkin Wurzel.

[nidhogg]

How I imagine Mendips day:

[Iceman123]

The fuck is wrong with you people? This isn't a rehearsal you know, next thing you'll be saying you've never had a threesome while off your dial on a cocktail of alchohol, charlie, and viagra. Can't imagine being on my death bed wondering what it would have been like to do things like that, and often!

I am pleading the fifth on these activities

[Headworx]

^And I'm pleading for the bars to re-open so we can all do it again

[Bogon]

Mendip watch

Spotted getting pizza around Soi 4 area.

[Bogon]

Mendip watch

--UPDATE--

He seems to be creating a bit of a stir in the Soi 7 Biergarden.

[Dillinger]

He'd have been drunk after 3 pints, shot his bolt in 30 seconds and been home since 3pm.

[Saint Willy]

Mendip Watch.

the ASQ hotel has had him arrested on pigeon cruelty after they cleaned his room and found the evidence

[nidhogg]

Recent sighting:

[hallelujah]

I am 3 beers and 2 boiler makers in. I am so happy Mendy gives me a reason to drink and eat like a mad man.

A whole 3 beers?



You go, girl!

[Saint Willy]

Mendip not come up for air yet?

[strigils]

Lets hope he's not blown his prostate, he is getting into the danger zone.

[Dillinger]

Most likely been slipped a Mickey and coming around now with a raging boner, no phone or watch, lying there in just those jesus creepers and a pool of his own piss.

We've all been there, eh?