My post-lockdown commute back to work

[ootai]

Perfect.

So what you call that JP because despite what snubs says I could get right into that.
I would call it medium myself.

[Saint Willy]

Medium rare. (Medium is all brown)

[bsnub]

I would call it medium myself.

You are right. That is medium.

Medium rare. (Medium is all brown)

Wrong. Well done is all brown.

[lom]

Well done is all brown.

and it is nearly there. I'd call it medium destroyed.

[Edmond]

Tonight was my last ASQ meal. My next meal should be a full English, with or without cider... we shall see.

Top stuff! Jeez the 2 weeks went fast. Just about done and dusted.

Zebby came out so we could enjoy our last sunset together.

Aww. Reckon Zebby will miss you too. We had a blackbird that would show up twice a day for its raisins, and ended up coming into the house through the open sliding doors, after knocking on them to inquire where the fuck its raisins are should we forget to be on feeding duty.

So what you call that

Overdone.



But would still pick it up and rip into it caveman style.

[Headworx]

Medium.

[bsnub]

and it is nearly there. I'd call it medium destroyed.

Overdone.

I was trying to be nice.

[ootai]

Mendip
I just want to apologise for causing your thread to go off the rails and become another argument/discussion about steak.
I will say though that that picture Headworx posted above showing a well done steak is bloody horrible and to make it worst some idiot wants to eat it with sauce/ketchup.

Enjoy your breakfast with or without cider.

[Saint Willy]

I hope the staff check on Zenby’s well-being before it’s too late!

[David48atTD]

It's a surprise that Mendip, given all the time on his hands, did entertain the thought of some hair styling ...



No gel? but have a razor ... no problem

[Mendip]

^ You know David, I just never thought of it.

And FFS... my legs are no hairier than anyone else's, it's just that my hairs are thicker and longer than other's. It's all down to testosterone.

And anyway... do you ever get caught out after eating spare ribs and there's no serviette? Are you ever out and about and have to sneeze in your hand but have no hanky in your pocket?

No problem for me.

[David48atTD]

^

Mate, there isn't much difference in our hirsute levels ... it's just that mine are blond and aren't as visual as yours.

As for my life experiences ... I've never eaten spare ribs, never been to a BJ Bar (that I know of anyway) and never had a soapie ... think of all the catching up I have to do!

[David48atTD]

So ... what day are you today?

Is this the last day or the penultimate day?

Plans for today?

[Mendip]

So, it's Day 15, no sleeps to go and I'm outta here in a couple of hours.

It's not even 6am and I've been up for two hours already. Like a kid on Christmas morning.

A last cup of tea on the balcony looking at the view. That's the 05:30am from Hua Mak to Suvarnabhumi going past.



Later I have the penultimate leg of my work commute... a taxi ride down to Sukhumvit. The next and final leg will be the 250km ride up the hill and home to Korat.

While I've got a couple of hours to spare I just wanted to share one more ASQ tip... but really this is a general travel tip that's saved me a number of times. In a normal year I seem to spend an awful lot of time in hotels while transiting to/from work and this has got me out of a sticky situation a number of times.

When I got up I thought I'd had a disaster... I'd finished all the hotel teabags last night. And then I remembered my emergency package. Along with a complete set of airline cutlery, a pen and a bottle opener, I also keep an emergency tea and coffee pack in my wash bag.

Three PG Tips... panic over.

[Mendip]

Plans for today?

To go 'off comms' for a while. I've gotta lot to do.

[Loy Toy]

Have a safe trip home mate.

It certainly has been an adventure for you.

[Saint Willy]

To go 'off comms' for a while. I've gotta lot to do.

checkout, I'm guessing 45 miunutes.

Taxi to Sukhumvit 28 minutes.

Order a Big English & Cider. 1 minute

Eat Big English and Smash 3 pints of cider 3.5 minutes.

Walk to BlowJob Bar 4 minutes

Do the deed 1.35 mimnutes.

Back to bar for another cider. 5 minutes.

Which gets you to about 10:00am

[Iceman123]

Great thread, and good luck Mendy

[Joe 90]

To go 'off comms' for a while. I've gotta lot to do.

Respect!

What happens in Sukhumvit, stays in Sukhumvit!

[Mendip]

Do the deed 1.35 mimnutes.

You must be some conversationalist Willy.


And thanks for the good wishes guys...

[nidhogg]

Have fun mate.

[Saint Willy]

You must be some conversationalist Willy.

115 seconds of apologising for covering the entire room, curtains, roof, floor and walls in an 6 month brewed explosion of man goo.

[katie23]

Happy freedom day, mendip! Woohoo!

Enjoy your BKK walk in your Jesus sandals. God/ gods bless you.

[bsnub]

Enjoy your freedom Mendy!!!

[Stumpy]

Morning Mendy. Congrats and enjoy. Great thread and lots of laughs.

Stay safe.