A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam

[caller]

^ Seven at last count.

You can make that 8 now!

Great read.

[pseudolus]

I think old mateys drawings are ace. However, for the rubber palmed, sore wristed aging blue collar worker who would be the type to seek out books on Thailand, perhaps you should print a second edition with some shots from bangkokbeaverbangers.com on instead - to appeal to your demographic?

[Stinky]

Ok just bought a copy on Amazon downloading now, if it's shite I wants me three quids back

[somtamslap]

I should warn you that it's literature best partaken of with a bottle of Scotch close at hand... and if you have any smack, that too would be helpful.

[Stinky]

I'll call my dealer

[somtamslap]

Wise move.

[Dapper]

Count yourselves lucky you can still find quality smack

[Stinky]

Stuff the smack I'm going for some giggly sativa and a bottle of tequila

[Dapper]

^
As you get older - that seems like the best option

[kingwilly]

That 'review' was written by the gent for a different book. One of the Bangkok pattaya 007 spy & SAS crowd. It was posted on a thread here not so long ago by an 'author', sounds like said 'author' has cut n paste the review word for word and paste it onto your book as a kind of industrial sabotage.

Just not cricket.are you able to report the review?

[somtamslap]

^ I will do. Thanks for the heads up. What a mindless twattish thing to do.

[Chittychangchang]

There's always one jealous no mark who has no inclination to write their own book and leaves a pointless bad review, on the plus side there are 5 really good reviews on the Amazon site..

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti.../dp/B00LCE6N18

A mate of mine published his book recently about a subculture and had loads of good reviews with the inevitable troll review who was slated by all the other reviewers, petty really.
What's sad is it's someone from on here, obviously a jealous cretin.

The paperback is available now Good news for those traditionalist book readers.

[somtamslap]

The paperback is available now

A point worth reiterating.

It's balcony reading chaps, with a cool bottle of lager. If that doesn't work, take it to the bog.

[baldrick]

what happened to my review ?

take it to the bog

and paper over your crack ?

[somtamslap]

what happened to my review ?

It's still there. On the .com site though, as oppose to the .co.uk site...

[Bettyboo]

Great read.

Steady on, Caller! It's a good read, but we're not talking Dickens, not just yet.

if it's shite I wants me three quids back

Three squids, and a few more well spent.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti.../dp/B00LCE6N18

What lying kunk of a toerag wrote that first review??? He needs a damn good lashing of ice cream and honey spread over his (well toned) body followed by Monica Lewinsky, no, no, no, strike that, I mean Monica Belluci, tonguing it orf...

[somtamslap]

if it's shite I wants me three quids back

Just £2.87 now. £2.87? That's less than a Tesco's meal deal.

[pseudolus]

if it's shite I wants me three quids back

Just £2.87 now. £2.87? That's less than a Tesco's meal deal.

Is it made of horse meat as well then?

[withnallstoke]

[somtamslap]

Is it made of horse meat as well then?

Who cares? Who cares about anything when you've got Monster Munch.

[Stinky]

if it's shite I wants me three quids back

Just £2.87 now. £2.87? That's less than a Tesco's meal deal.

How can afford to flog off a literary masterpiece like this for so few spondolicks, for this many laughs the price should be double.

[somtamslap]

Chuffed that you're enjoying it stinkster!

[patsycat]

I found a solution. I have a friend with a credit card, shall get him to buy it for me. And himself, of course, he knows Thailand quite well.

[Smug Farang Bore]

........

[OhOh]

Just £2.87 now.

How does one ever value a literacy masterpiece. In years to come any remaining copies will be auctioned at Christies, I'm quite certain of it.