Does "the farmer" farm livestock or grain?
Livestock and i'm in, grain and you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
Does "the farmer" farm livestock or grain?
Livestock and i'm in, grain and you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
Are you ducking the farmer withnal?
can I be a ya-ba'd yoof on a dodgy 1970's honda with a buckled rear wheel ?Originally Posted by somtamslap
I will practice my delivery of " you , you , falang "
I am not the ducking farmer.Originally Posted by kingwilly
But you are fucking him?
If I livestocked you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday pwesent.Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Wrong thread.
Fanastic thread this one though.
I enjoyed book 1 so much that I only read half. It was a very quick read (which is a sign of a good book), so I had to stop meself from finishing it in a few short days because I wanted to read the rest in Thailand, in the countryside with Pa and Mere around.
When is book 2 coming out?
Cycling should be banned!!!
You mean you're yet to read the earth-shattering finale? The bit where Por dons a frilly frock, bends over and get smashed senseless by a buff... I'll let you read on Betsy.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Next book - set in Clawthorpe Fell nature reserve. Goes by 'On the trail of the Gruffalo'
Stay tuned.
Oi slapper ya Nigerian bastard.
How many did you flog?
^ Seven at last count.
Splendid.Originally Posted by somtamslap
I might get one.
I was hoping someone might.
Struggling with the rent this month.
I was thinking of putting my book on Amazon too. Any advice Scribe Slaps?
Yes, Betsy. Heed this and heed it well: A fully erect penis does not a good front cover make.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
^ my front cover is somewhere between this:
and this:
Whatcha think? Onto a winner?
Mongolian wrestler, for sure.
slaps. Book 2.
Hurry da fark up.
stop posting till it's done.
Gotta have your critics. Making people foam at the mouth is one of the perks I suppose...
Illiterate scribblings drawn from the lexicon of cliche, and is to literature what a mustard burp is to gastronomy.
Amazon publishing has a lot to answer for but the truly worrying aspect of all this nonsense is the fact the author is so blinded by his own conceit he actually thinks we might find this drivel worthwhile. How could anyone be so stupid?
I should imagine his readership will be confined to the lower end who mostly derive their income from hard labour and who, of course, are not noted for their literacy.
Dreadful, quite dreadful. Toilet graffiti has more merit than this re- cycled, hackneyed, unimaginative tosh.
It's got to be said, it ain't that good.
Including you, ya fucking spannerOriginally Posted by somtamslap
That's the gent that is.
What a couple of Cnuts, him and that sneaky fukkin Welsh dwarf
"My mother made me a queer".Originally Posted by somtamslap
"If I give her the wool, will she knit me one"?
I agree with Dillie.
A complete giveaway...
Originally Posted by somtamslap
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