A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam

[somtamslap]

Quite sure it's just that tracing paper-esque stuff. You know, the anus multilating type.

[somtamslap]

Direct link to the paperback version of the old yarns...

Loads more pages than the ebook - twice (nearly) as much bonk for your baht

Once Upon a Time in the East: Hot and Sticky Yarns from Rural Siam: Amazon.co.uk: Steven Edwards, Martin Coveney: Books

[somtamslap]

Anyone who buys it gets a big kiss and a bottle of beer chang when I'm next in Bangers...

[baldrick]

Loads more pages than the ebook

would that be because the paperback has real pages ?

[somtamslap]

Yes Balders... most cunningly deduced.

[Yasojack]

see its online for free already

[patsycat]

There we go, i'll get a friend to buy the real book version for my Xmas pressie. Or a belated birthday pressie some sort of pressie.

[somtamslap]

^ Good girl, Pats.

[somtamslap]

Did I mention that this book is now available in paperbook format? I can't remember!



Oh yes - that's right, I did.

Never mind.

Anyway, as an aside - buying it would be a most informed purchase. This is the Koran for pastoral residents of Siam.

Once Upon a Time in the East: Hot and Sticky Yarns from Rural Siam: Amazon.co.uk: Steven Edwards, Martin Coveney: Books

[pseudolus]

any pictures of sluts in it?

[Cujo]

VERY nice cover design.
Though I can't explain why, it annoys me that the pencil is on the left and neither the end of the pencil or the chile is visible.
Are you a leftie.

[pseudolus]

VERY nice cover design.
Though I can't explain why, but it annoys me that the pencil is on the left and neither the end of the pencil or the chile is visible.
Are you a leftie.

Very interesting observation. Looking at it again, you are right.

As good as the drawings are, they are not really a true reflection of the content of this fine work (available at all good book sellers, amazon, cafes propping up tables)

Might this be more appropriate?

[somtamslap]

Are you a leftie.

All revealed within the binding. Christmas is coming - and this is a stocking filler if there ever was one.

^^ FFS, Sid! You've just given away the whole fucking plot. Not cool, Sid. Not cool!

[pseudolus]

Are you a leftie.

All revealed within the binding. Christmas is coming - and this is a stocking filler if there ever was one.

^^ FFS, Sid! You've just given away the whole fucking plot. Not cool, Sid. Not cool!

Bollocks - you know I missed the big surprise "twist" in chapter 14! Not going to spoil that by letting everyone know that one your wedding night you discovered your missus was a bloke, AND she discovered that you are a bird!!!!

No one will see that coming.

[somtamslap]

No one will see that coming.

Yeah - that'll get em!

Slapperella may or may not get buggered by Por throughout the tome.

[pseudolus]

No one will see that coming.

Yeah - that'll get em!

Slapperella may or may not get buggered by Por throughout the tome.

I think we can safely assume he does.

[somtamslap]

Not sure who wrote this review, but if it was anyone from here... thanks! High praise indeed...

"This book is a masterpiece. Avoid all the cliched books about Thailand, this is the real deal. Hot, drunk, bothered.

His tales are authentic but extraordinarily funny and will leave you cringing, laughing, guffawing and crying.

The illustrations are simple but really elegant.

I cannot wait for the sequel. "

[Dillinger]

^ Was it a Friday night

[somtamslap]

^ Doesn't read like traditional Friday night withnall fare. Primarily because it doesn't contain an obscure youtube video followed by a paragraph of unintelligible claptrap

[david44]

Sterling stuff,great read and illustratios.

However oe addendum for the galleys of the Secod Edition

Chang is used as an enema, many a newbie has been covice by local loclas and yadong connoisseurs that it swallable Mothwash,I shall have to track you down at the Cricketers Legs or you are welcome to come and sign the rea of the many young ladies queuing outside to meet Khvn Paperpor Riter.


Support Slopsomtime you know his middle wickets dicky

[somtamslap]

Was that your review Dave?

Cheers if so, and YD on me when I'm next in town.

[kingwilly]

I cannot wait for the sequel.

Lord spare us, is there a sequel on the way?

[somtamslap]

Lord spare us, is there a sequel on the way?

Right after I've finished directing the film for the first one, yes.

Right, I need actors.

I had Betsy as the old tart who lives in the ditch.

Bollinger as the drunkest man in the village.

And withnall as the 'farmer'.

[withnallstoke]

And withnall as the 'farmer'.

I'm not the fucking farmer.

[somtamslap]

And withnall as the 'farmer'.

I'm not the fucking farmer.

Stop saying that.

Of course you're the fucking farmer.