Mmmmmmm.Originally Posted by somtamslap
An equation to ponder.
Where:-
C=Chang.
L=Lao Khao
W=Wallet
M=Missus
K=Knackers emptied
(C x L x W) /M = K
Mmmmmmm.Originally Posted by somtamslap
An equation to ponder.
Where:-
C=Chang.
L=Lao Khao
W=Wallet
M=Missus
K=Knackers emptied
(C x L x W) /M = K
But isn't his missus in Thailand?Originally Posted by withnallstoke
So is the Chang, Lao Khao, Wallet and empty knackersack.Originally Posted by OhOh
But Fatman Whale has washed up in the Thames estuary, and floundering.
Finally got my kids' UK passports. What a tremendous, ball-ache of an undertaking that proved to be.Originally Posted by OhOh
To be fair Chang is a Tesco's staple, £3.55L (190THB) in the Tesco Express, Croydon. Sales have rocketed during the last few months.Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Never seen it. Singha, the heathen brew, is all that can be found.Originally Posted by OhOh
To be honest I wouldn't drink Chang here even if I could find it. Let's face it, shall we, it tastes fucking awful.
Tesco Chang is actually a shifters brew, where HM customs and excise regulate the severity of the winkahol content by unstoppering it and widdling down the neck.Originally Posted by OhOh
As a business tycoon now, couldn't you get one of those special investors visas for them? One could argue the presence of your family would be a marketing hit on the signing tour. The scratch and itch goes down well at the Viking Museum in York!Originally Posted by somtamslap
Last edited by OhOh; 25-07-2014 at 05:58 PM.
While your here, on a Thai forum reading about Thai related things... buy this...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti...rhf_se_p_img_7
Chang the breakfast of champions!
A bottle a day keeps the constipation away.
Never a truer word spoken. Toilet time in Thailand is often a work of art. A 360 degree stipple is always pleasing to mine eye.Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Agreed. Spraypainting in multi-hued swathes is always most satisfying for the doer.
Hi,
My name's Slap.
You may have seen me on such Jeremy Kyle episodes as 'I inadvertently asphyxiated my neigbours' pet duck in a tragic prophylactic accident'. Or 'Help! I'm addicted to cheeseburgers.'
Buy this and appease the demons within...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti...rhf_se_p_img_7
This sort of Pr is only going to get you so far Slap.
What you need to do is start a protest group and a gofunndme account for people to donate to to help you launch a campaign to fight the vile racist stereotyping in the book.
Letters to the editor, protests outside Amazon's office etc. Bring Por over to give interviews about how the filthy rag has damaged his life and Issan's good reputation..
Sales will skyrocket.
There's only the occasional 'peasant' tossed around in the pages. But I'm open to options. You are hereby hired as my chief PR rep. I did initially employ withnall, but he got waylaid in the cowshed.Originally Posted by Necron99
Mr Slap, why don't you make yourself a signature with your bloody amazon link in it ?
^ Err, coz I'm an idiot?
Start a twitter campaign to allow you family in the UK. They are under duress from withers. Easy to prove get granny on the TV.
Book now available in paperback.
Support the cause, chaps.
The 'get Slap the fuck back East' cause, that is.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti...rhf_se_p_img_7
Good job!
Are the pages perforated and double quilted?
^are they soft and absorbant?
with a taint of Aloe Vera ?
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