A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam

[somtamslap]

If I was rich, Pats, I wouldn't be typing this from an office block in Croydon.

Did pretty well for the first three weeks.

Got to hone my publicising skills asap.

[OhOh]

office block in Croydon.

Whats the crack like when you are queuing to get in every morning?

[Gravesend Dave]

office block in Croydon.

Whats the crack like when you are queuing to get in every morning?

That place was quite efficient some years the parking was more of a pain.

[Dillinger]

Product Details

100
EDWARDS STEVE(1) Author since: June 5, 201410 Purchases

well done Slapper, soon be hitting that bestseller list

[Smug Farang Bore]

Would be nice..

[somtamslap]

201410 purchases.

Not bad eh, Boll.

Bet you wish you were me.

[Mr Lick]

I visited Waterstones in my local town yesterday and requested a copy. A extremely enchanting young lady informed me that they had sold out after last weeks rush but they would put my name on the waiting list and give me a call following their next delivery.

The staff know bugger all in there, didn't even recognise your name, bitches!!

[somtamslap]

I visited Waterstones

Easily the best high street retail outlet in the UK. I can sit in there for hours; reading, sipping a skinny latte, surreptitiously tweaking my penis whenever a brazen wench enters the shop. Such fun.

In the meantime, this splendid fellow has just finished reading Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam, and he had such a tremendous time that he decided to commemorate the hallowed occasion by drinking himself a kunt hair away from a coma.

I suggest you do the same.

Buy it now, or forever be ignorant to the intricacies of rural Thailand.



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti.../dp/B00LCE6N18

[taxexile]

is this one of yours too?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Off-Buses-1-...6108519&sr=1-3

[somtamslap]

^ Could be. That Ya Dong does strange things to a chap.

[somtamslap]

Competition time:

If anyone can outdo Blue's fine bit of photoshopping here, then Por will sign a copy of the pending printed version, and deliver it free to your doorstep, naked...

[OhOh]

the pending printed version

Christmas? A white kitten fur covered, special edition, with scratch and sniff patches would be an ideal present!!!!!!

[Gravesend Dave]

Competition time:

If anyone can outdo Blue's fine bit of photoshopping here, then Por will sign a copy of the pending printed version, and deliver it free to your doorstep, naked...

Depends where they live Slap as some reside in NESTS!

[somtamslap]

Well that comp went down like a sack of hot shit.

Let me think of another one.

Actually, just buy the fucking book.

Free shot of Lau Khao with every purchase. Just go to your nearest retail outlet and tell them that Slap sent you...

[chassamui]

Por will sign a copy of the pending printed version, and deliver it free to your doorstep, naked...

He would almost certainly be mistaken for our village postie. That means he would probably get stabbed in the eye with a biro for all those HMRC fines he keeps delivering. I already told him to drop them in the klong.

[withnallstoke]

I already told him to drop them

Fair request.

Did he acquiesce?

[chassamui]

Did he acquiesce?

No, he sneezed loudly and wiped his nose on the loin cloth. Then he got a biro in the eye.

[somtamslap]

That means he would probably get stabbed in the eye with a biro

Pillow talk. Por loves a bit of rough.

Fair request.

Did he acquiesce?

I'd say someone's fishing for a visit from granny.

[somtamslap]

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Get it here you filthy fuckers...



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti...rhf_se_p_img_7

Note: Book might not contain sex

[withnallstoke]

Note: Book might not contain sex

It would have done if you had left my original re-write of the first page intact.

[somtamslap]

^Fucking dead pigs doesn't count withnall.

[withnallstoke]

It wasn't dead until after the encounter.

[Latindancer]

Too much fluid transferred, and a hydraulically-induced explosion ?

[withnallstoke]

hydraulically-induced explosion ?

Fatman told me to pump up the volume.

[somtamslap]

Fatman

You'd be fat too if you had lashings and lashings of piccalilli and Guinness at your disposal. Mmmm. Guinness. Mmmm Friday. Friday + Guinness = amorous advances towards the New Chop Suey House staff.